My mum used to say ‘a fucking face that reminds you of the last person that dooked for chipsTheir fish suppers can be shite too, I got a battered fish once looked cracking, bit into it and the skin was still on the fish! Wtf!!
Had a bit of an incident in a chippy down there years ago, went in with the missus and asked for 2 fish suppers, blank look, you wot mate? By this time I'd got used to the lingo and thought fine I'll play along, fish and chips twice please. No idea wot ur saying mate, with a wee smug grin.
I said to Catherine translate to this wee cunt if he dissny serve us 2 fish suppers I'm gonny stick his fuckin paw in the deep fat frier!
She was a bit shocked, he was a lot shocked and got on with the job in hand. Ahh so you do speak Scottish ya wee fish frying prick?
To be fair I didn't have many language barrier incidents down there it was mostly good and I must admit I was a far more aggressive creature then than I am now.