We can all use a laugh
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Cairnsybhoy79
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Aye u fuckin wish mate
Cairnsybhoy79
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Pretty sure that's me in the bottom picture
Winter
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411, 000 peepul all going " oh! Like that is it?. Thought that bullocks milk tasted dodgy
Nick66
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Do you mean match used, or much used? Basically selling threadbare tat, if I was going into the memorabilia market I'd go for the European Mug.Secvo are auctioning off supposed match used shirts from the 7-1 pumping by the mighty liverpool check the pricesthen a cunt gets the roofe one and it's still in the wrapper
Cairnsybhoy79
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Is this one of yous trying to sneak into the bernabau
Cairnsybhoy79
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Somebody's dad got about
50 Shades of Green
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On the subject of sneaking in me and Shades Jnr had tickets for the home end and on the morning of the game I got an email from them telling me not to wear colours or we might have been refused entry.. Unfortunately everything I had with me was one if not more one of the 50 Shades of Green, except my blue jeansIs this one of yous trying to sneak into the bernabau
. As we got to the ground the gates had a cordon of stewards and police so it looked mighty dodgy, after much nail biting I hit upon the idea of buying 2 real madrid scarfs and hoping for the best..... No sooner had we adorned our necks with them when a Scottish guy approached us offering us 200 euros for a ticket, When I said " nae chance big mhan he just bust out laughing and said awe ffs I thought you were Spanish.
. Anyhoo our disguise worked and in we went awe proud of ourselves only to find our seats in the Gods (3 rows fae the back) was surrounded by Celtic fans
. The only non Celtic fans were a family of 3 right in front of us the kid was a young girl about 5 and as they were leaving near the end, my son handed the Dad is Real Scarf and said thats for your daughter, her wee face lit up and I knew we had another 3 fans added to our total that night. And on our fans 5 nothing down and we celebrated Jota’s goal like we had won the bloody thing, the Real fans just stood back in awe at these mad mhen in green, I doubt they have ever seen the likes of it, but they were impressed.
Had a great trip, I only hope Ange gets us another crack at it next year starting on Saturday.
P.S Anyone seen Docco
, I never managed to get hold of him but hey ho maybe next season in Lisbon 
The Shamrock
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Must be a hun.Is this one of yous trying to sneak into the bernabau
Tarzan Trombone
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follow clown world and a picture of their next manager, think you might be right.
Cairnsybhoy79
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Fuckin brilliant 50 knew our fans would find different ways but to end up beside so many in the home end must thave been magic btw @the mad bastard who thought you's were spanishOn the subject of sneaking in me and Shades Jnr had tickets for the home end and on the morning of the game I got an email from them telling me not to wear colours or we might have been refused entry.. Unfortunately everything I had with me was one if not more one of the 50 Shades of Green, except my blue jeans
As we got to the ground the gates had a cordon of stewards and police so it looked mighty dodgy, after much nail biting I hit upon the idea of buying 2 real madrid scarfs and hoping for the best..... No sooner had we adorned our necks with them when a Scottish guy approached us offering us 200 euros for a ticket, When I said " nae chance big mhan he just bust out laughing and said awe ffs I thought you were Spanish.
Anyhoo our disguise worked and in we went awe proud of ourselves only to find our seats in the Gods (3 rows fae the back) was surrounded by Celtic fans
The only non Celtic fans were a family of 3 right in front of us the kid was a young girl about 5 and as they were leaving near the end, my son handed the Dad is Real Scarf and said thats for your daughter, her wee face lit up and I knew we had another 3 fans added to our total that night. And on our fans 5 nothing down and we celebrated Jota’s goal like we had won the bloody thing, the Real fans just stood back in awe at these mad mhen in green, I doubt they have ever seen the likes of it, but they were impressed.
Had a great trip, I only hope Ange gets us another crack at it next year starting on Saturday.
P.S Anyone seen Docco
26+6=1
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Bellshill bhoy
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The man’s a classic James Bond baddie, you’ve gotta question any private individual that put 40k satellites in to earth orbit, wouldn’t be surprised if his real name is Elon Blowfelt, and has a white cat sat on his knee
