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[Ian65]

Say morning and now for the latest instalment of “WHAT A LOAD OF SHITE” the daily bog roll running a story about the new club having shots during a game one of the best in Europe this chip poke of a newspaper really is scrapping the barrel , of course the facts just don’t matter tae this rag well here’s a couple unbeaten start unlike them goals scored 21 them 16 ouch rant over enjoy yer weekend

 

[26+6=1]

Daily Rectard
Alfredo wins the Golden Jobby​

Today the Rectard exclusively reveals that Alfredo Morelos' wait for global recognition is officially over as he has been awarded the coveted FIFA Golden Jobby after doing the biggest shite of any footballer on the planet who has ever played the game or even lived. Dave King is expected to be fending off concerted efforts from teams in Kazakstan during the transfer window as most of the stadiums there are heated using the traditional method of burning yak dung so Alfredo would be literally worth his weight in shite.

 

[SamTeàrlachH]

after doing the biggest shite of any footballer on the planet who has ever played the game or even lived

And also having a heid shaped like it.