A letter from Billy McBilliamson

[Spherical Planet]

Sea yooz yiz ur gittin it 'ra (shite.....uh rote the RA their) morra.

Weez ur the faymus derangers 'n wir gonna win 'ra (pish......didded it again) leeg and gee yooz a bigger pumpin than uh gave ma' sistermaw this mornin'

Yooz hink yir aw that but weez hae 'ra (fuk fuk fuk) bestest playurz in 'ra (doh) hale flat wurld 'n wur gonna gee yiz seven 'n git 400 mullbillions for alfy and rien in janary.

Weez inventet cuntin' ' n weez hiv goat a nu why o' cuntin hou many timez wiz hiv wun 'ra (bastart) leeg.

Seez rat last time yiz flookillee wun 'ra (shite) cup, 'ra (bugher it) reel score wiz 1-54, coz nou 55 cumz after zero. So weez reely pumped (like ma sistermaw agayn) yiz 'n wun 'ra (awe fir fuks sayke) cup.

Litz go on 'ra (bollox) steevy gee eckspres

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Oh feck - another bottle of Baileys meant for the cheesecake has been guzzled down.

Brilliant as always SP.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Oh feck - another bottle of Baileys meant for the cheesecake has been guzzled down.

Brilliant as always SP.

Wis'nae even Baileys this time, it was that Irish Meadow cheap stuff you get from Lidl!!!

I'm in the process of destroying four wee gin bottles I got from my boss. I hate gin too and it makes me melancholy, so there might be a few tears later (probably when she gets home from her pals and realises that it's gonna be a dairylea cheesecake instead of a Baileys/Irish Meadow variety.......will Irn-Bru work?)

 

[Lubos left peg]

Sea yooz yiz ur gittin it 'ra (shite.....uh rote the RA their) morra.

Weez ur the faymus derangers 'n wir gonna win 'ra (pish......didded it again) leeg and gee yooz a bigger pumpin than uh gave ma' sistermaw this mornin'

Yooz hink yir aw that but weez hae 'ra (fuk fuk fuk) bestest playurz in 'ra (doh) hale flat wurld 'n wur gonna gee yiz seven 'n git 400 mullbillions for alfy and rien in janary.

Weez inventet cuntin' ' n weez hiv goat a nu why o' cuntin hou many timez wiz hiv wun 'ra (bastart) leeg.

Seez rat last time yiz flookillee wun 'ra (shite) cup, 'ra (bugher it) reel score wiz 1-54, coz nou 55 cumz after zero. So weez reely pumped (like ma sistermaw agayn) yiz 'n wun 'ra (awe fir fuks sayke) cup.

Litz go on 'ra (bollox) steevy gee eckspres

Thought this was a Hoopster thread there!!!

 

[Artur]

Sea yooz yiz ur gittin it 'ra (shite.....uh rote the RA their) morra.

Weez ur the faymus derangers 'n wir gonna win 'ra (pish......didded it again) leeg and gee yooz a bigger pumpin than uh gave ma' sistermaw this mornin'

Yooz hink yir aw that but weez hae 'ra (fuk fuk fuk) bestest playurz in 'ra (doh) hale flat wurld 'n wur gonna gee yiz seven 'n git 400 mullbillions for alfy and rien in janary.

Weez inventet cuntin' ' n weez hiv goat a nu why o' cuntin hou many timez wiz hiv wun 'ra (bastart) leeg.

Seez rat last time yiz flookillee wun 'ra (shite) cup, 'ra (bugher it) reel score wiz 1-54, coz nou 55 cumz after zero. So weez reely pumped (like ma sistermaw agayn) yiz 'n wun 'ra (awe fir fuks sayke) cup.

Litz go on 'ra (bollox) steevy gee eckspres

Struggled to read that SP but stll laughed like fuck

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Thought this was a Hoopster thread there!!!

Still made more sense than a Dpoopster post!

 

[Hoopy427]

Struggled to read that SP but stll laughed like fuck

Send DHoopster a pm mate he'll translate it.
Oh wait the cunt can't type English that's that idea fucked!

 

[Hoopy427]

Struggled to read that SP but stll laughed like fuck

Programme on BBC 2 about Michael Hutchence in 5 mins Artur, tell yer Maw!

 

[Artur]

Programme on BBC 2 about Michael Hutchence in 5 mins Artur, tell yer Maw!

Gony watch it

 

[Artur]

Send DHoopster a pm mate he'll translate it.
Oh wait the cunt can't type English that's that idea fucked!

Hes a bit Ali G

 

[Hoopy427]

Gony watch it

Me too, I have a feeling it might be pish though, hope I'm wrong.

 

[lennono]

Programme on BBC 2 about Michael Hutchence in 5 mins Artur, tell yer Maw!

I think he is what makes Kylie, what she is now

 

[Hoopy427]

I think he is what makes Kylie, what she is now

Well shes less shit that she was in the 80s so well done Michael, got bored of the programme though, Hangover part 2 for me (again) at least I'll get a laugh and Tyson's in it!