Alas poor Jordan, we hardly knew ye.

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Jordan Jones, a conundrum wrapped in an enigma and rolled in a rizla.
I came first to know of him when his WATP comments came to light while still a Kilmarnock player; but he then turned round and scored 2 against Sevco. Have no real recollection of him from games versus Celtic until Beautiful Sunday where his reckless actions would endear him to both the fans of pretendy gers and the fans of the pretendy country he plays for.
But, with the international break barely passed all is changed. Video emerged of him sitting in on a rendition of The Celtic Symphony and to make matters worse there was the revelation he had shown some signs of common human decency by phoning Moritz Bauer on Hangover Monday to inquire after his wellbeing and apologise for the thuggish tackle. Methinks there will no longer be a welcome for young Jordan among the nefanderthals of Sevco and norn irn.
Yet, all might not be lost. There is hope that Jones' career might last long enough to see the demise of both sectarian shitshows.

 

[Lubos left peg]

Jordan Jones, a conundrum wrapped in an enigma and rolled in a rizla.
I came first to know of him when his WATP comments came to light while still a Kilmarnock player; but he then turned round and scored 2 against Sevco. Have no real recollection of him from games versus Celtic until Beautiful Sunday where his reckless actions would endear him to both the fans of pretendy gers and the fans of the pretendy country he plays for.
But, with the international break barely passed all is changed. Video emerged of him sitting in on a rendition of The Celtic Symphony and to make matters worse there was the revelation he had shown some signs of common human decency by phoning Moritz Bauer on Hangover Monday to inquire after his wellbeing and apologise for the thuggish tackle. Methinks there will no longer be a welcome for young Jordan among the nefanderthals of Sevco and norn irn.
Yet, all might not be lost. There is hope that Jones' career might last long enough to see the demise of both sectarian shitshows.

Oh I think you over estimate the dumb hun horde PMM....these are the fans who welcomed back, with open arms, the players who jumped ship as oldco sunk to its grave.
A wee WATP tweet and a picture with a loyalist flute band should get him back in the fold......but whatever you do Jonesy bhoy...dont pull a O'halloran and turn up in at a Celtic match in the bloody celtic end....that's something they may never forgive ?

 

[kelly]

Naw sorry you lost me we talkin about again

 

[The Shamrock]

Jones clearly has more faces than a dice and he knows how to work the gullibillies up.

 

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Jones clearly has more faces than a dice and he knows how to work the gullibillies up.

More faces than a politician in a false face factory. And yet, alas, he speaketh not upon the plight of the face painter.