Aussie Ange's Pre-Homecoming Party

[Richie745]

Bhoys and Ghirls

There has been a suggestion that for the next Glasgow Derby at Celtic Park everyone dresses like an Aussie.

Beachballs, hats, sunglasses, shirts and anything else legal and Aussie

Lets rub their noses right in in it

Not my idea BTW I just thought I'd share it

 

[The Shamrock]

Bhoys and Ghirls

There has been a suggestion that for the next Glasgow Derby at Celtic Park everyone dresses like an Aussie.

Beachballs, hats, sunglasses, shirts and anything else legal and Aussie

Lets rub their noses right in in it

Not my idea BTW I just thought I'd share it

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I think everybody will have to bring a boomerang for self defence. It's easier than toting around a didgeridoo.

 

[Fisiani]

They were wanting to hold the Nativity in Australia but they could not find three wise men or a virgin.

 

[boab1916]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1511798155217711104

 

[50 Shades of Green]

Does that mean that I can take my Shiela. , she usually doesn't give a XXXX for Soccer mate.

 

[Imatim]

In the interests of parity.​

An Australian tourist visits New Zealand. He decides to go a small town to take in the lush, rural landscape.​

He sees a New Zealand farmer walking down the street, carrying a sheep under his arm. Curious the Australian asks, "Are you going to shear that sheep?"

The Kiwi farmer responds in a heavy New Zealand accent, "No, I won't shear this sheep with you. Get your own."

 

[kelly]

In the interests of parity.​

An Australian tourist visits New Zealand. He decides to go a small town to take in the lush, rural landscape.​

He sees a New Zealand farmer walking down the street, carrying a sheep under his arm. Curious the Australian asks, "Are you going to shear that sheep?"

The Kiwi farmer responds in a heavy New Zealand accent, "No, I won't shear this sheep with you. Get your own."

that was shite

 

[Imatim]

that was shite

Too close to home was it?...

 

[Fisiani]

A favourite Aussie song is "My sweet embraceable Ewe"

 

[Imatim]

New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep​

Meat and wool...

 

[Imatim]

How does a New Zealander find a sheep in long grass?​

Rather enjoyable...

 

[Tony]

Another beachball Sunday sounds good

 

[boab1916]

“Not only is Aaron a world-class player who will play a key role in our team, his level of ability and professional standards will be an inspiration to our existing players.

 

[Tarzan Trombone]

“Not only is Aaron a world-class player who will play a key role in our team, his level of ability and professional standards will be an inspiration to our existing players.

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is he the ref?

 

[Jinky1962]

Very good idea beech balls blow up kangaroos Australian flags the hats with the swinging corks sounds like a beautiful ozzy Sunday.

 

[The Shamrock]

Very good idea beech balls blow up kangaroos Australian flags the hats with the swinging corks sounds like a beautiful ozzy Sunday.

I wonder if they do Castlemaine xxxx in bottles?????

 

[Imatim]

I wonder if they do Castlemaine xxxx in bottles?????

I would have thought your drinking tastes were a bit more refined than that Shammy lol

 

[Fisiani]

At least it's not Budwiester which is like making love in a canoe. It;s fucking close to water.

 

[The Shamrock]

I would have thought your drinking tastes were a bit more refined than that Shammy lol

No my taste Imatim, I hate lager.