How do you change your name on here

[Ian65]

FFS If your no big wit dis that make me at 4ft 9 ??

Bout the same size as me ???

 

[tictastic]

Surprised that GG and Shammy can reach up to their computers......

 

[tictastic]

Sorry Ghirls....just a wee joke,ma wee granny was a wee wummin bt I loved her dearly.

 

[Greenghirl]

Oh good, someone weer than me.

It’s no fun bein this close te the ground. I cannae reach anythin on the top shelf at Tesco or Asda so I jest look helpless until some good soul comes te ma rescue. I mind when bell bottoms were in fashion. By the time I’d cut the legs te fit me there was nae bell bottom left. Ma auld fella is 5ft11 an I come up te his chest. So it’s true I look up te ma husband

 

[The Shamrock]

It’s no fun bein this close te the ground. I cannae reach anythin on the top shelf at Tesco or Asda so I jest look helpless until some good soul comes te ma rescue. I mind when bell bottoms were in fashion. By the time I’d cut the legs te fit me there was nae bell bottom left. Ma auld fella is 5ft11 an I come up te his chest. So it’s true I look up te ma husband

With a centre of gravity nearer to the ground we don't fall over in the wind much. Swings and roundabouts, GG

 

[Greenghirl]

With a centre of gravity nearer to the ground we don't fall over in the wind much. Swings and roundabouts, GG

?????

 

[kelly]

my ex was a shortarse , if there were no tables you could sit yer pint on her head

never spilt a drop

 

[Greenghirl]

my ex was a shortarse , if there were no tables you could sit yer pint on her head

never spilt a drop

I always say they don’t make diamonds as big as rocks..... and all good things come in small packages..... to which my hubbies response is....aye and poison comes in small bottles too

 

[Lemon]

my ex was a shortarse , if there were no tables you could sit yer pint on her head

never spilt a drop

Don't think any of the " shortarses " on here would stand for that Kelly. Watch how yi go pal! ??