michael duffy
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'sources' say, the wee bawbag has engineered a move away from rankjers, and Accrington is his dream move,a translator,tried to to translate what el fatboy said, it came out something like, no like glesga,everybody hate me, jimmee bell called me a fenian bastaart,not know words of sash,asked if there's anything he would miss aboot life in Glesga, El Fatboy replied "haggis suppers and deep fried pizza",
Slippy G,the world's greatest manager said,eeeeeeeeeeee. it's a great deal for the club,eeeeeeeeeee, an upward step for Alfrodo? Alfredo,whatever the phuq his name is!, but, eeeeeeeeeeeeeee i can buy another 300 players with the transfer windfall!
So where dae ye go fae here Stevie? "eeeeeeeeeee, we were down and out in Istanbul (phuq your 200 hundred euro bet Duffy! gurrrrr) and we came good,with the 300 hundred players i can sign due to the windfall from Accrington,the money we get from the idiots, that buy that castore shit, the mygers con,and the stupid phuqers that buy season tickets,also we're going to lower the pitch,to increase attendancies,imagine 120,000 of those feckin morons givin it hatred and bile every week? eeeeeeeeeeeee, it'll be great,and we're going to lower the pitch,
Lower the pitch Stevie, whit aboot the watter table Stevie?
"eeeeeeeeeeeeee, no problems, we'll be top of the water table,especially with no winter break,lorra good swimmers in the team,the amount of divin they do, might take the players some time to get used to playing wearing life jackets,though.
Do you see your team as contenders this season?
"eeeeeeeeeeeee,if games lasted 80 minutes,or if the league get's called when we're top of the league,or when there's no football being played, blah, blah,phuqin blah,I could be a contender!
Top ae the phuqin mornin, lurkers!!!!!!☘
'sources' say, the wee bawbag has engineered a move away from rankjers, and Accrington is his dream move,a translator,tried to to translate what el fatboy said, it came out something like, no like glesga,everybody hate me, jimmee bell called me a fenian bastaart,not know words of sash,asked if there's anything he would miss aboot life in Glesga, El Fatboy replied "haggis suppers and deep fried pizza",Slippy G,the world's greatest manager said,eeeeeeeeeeee. it's a great deal for the club,eeeeeeeeeee, an upward step for Alfrodo? Alfredo,whatever the phuq his name is!, but, eeeeeeeeeeeeeee i can buy another 300 players with the transfer windfall!
So where dae ye go fae here Stevie? "eeeeeeeeeee, we were down and out in Istanbul (phuq your 200 hundred euro bet Duffy! gurrrrr) and we came good,with the 300 hundred players i can sign due to the windfall from Accrington,the money we get from the idiots, that buy that castore shit, the mygers con,and the stupid phuqers that buy season tickets,also we're going to lower the pitch,to increase attendancies,imagine 120,000 of those feckin morons givin it hatred and bile every week? eeeeeeeeeeeee, it'll be great,and we're going to lower the pitch,
Lower the pitch Stevie, whit aboot the watter table Stevie?
"eeeeeeeeeeeeee, no problems, we'll be top of the water table,especially with no winter break,lorra good swimmers in the team,the amount of divin they do, might take the players some time to get used to playing wearing life jackets,though.
Do you see your team as contenders this season?
"eeeeeeeeeeeee,if games lasted 80 minutes,or if the league get's called when we're top of the league,or when there's no football being played, blah, blah,phuqin blah,I could be a contender!
Top ae the phuqin mornin, lurkers!!!!!!☘
