Patrice Evra?

[Tenaka Khan]

Patrice retired at the end of last season but if we could throw big money at him for an 18 month contract just think how he could mentor our French connection plus the other French speaking lads. With his professionalism and personality he would have them supercharged plus he would still be a first choice right back.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Patrice retired at the end of last season but if we could throw big money at him for an 18 month contract just think how he could mentor our French connection plus the other French speaking lads. With his professionalism and personality he would have them supercharged plus he would still be a first choice right back.

The major drawback is, is that slippy would likely try and use his connections with Luis Suarez to come over and hurl some more vile racist abuse at Evra.

Then again, that's the norm at the midden anyway, so no real change there then.