Straw Clutching to the Extreme

SamTeàrlachH

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Only the Scottish fitba media would republish this utter dross as news. Again, and I don't mind being accused of 'paranoia', if it was the other way round and we had been ranked above the Sevco, would they have wasted an article on this? This ranking firm is absolutely bogus and the criteria for assembling the rankings is utterly ludicrous, yet the Reekord actually wasted manpower on writing a 'story' about this...

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/celtic-rangers-sit-global-club-18222003
 
Only the Scottish fitba media would republish this utter dross as news. Again, and I don't mind being accused of 'paranoia', if it was the other way round and we had been ranked above the Sevco, would they have wasted an article on this? This ranking firm is absolutely bogus and the criteria for assembling the rankings is utterly ludicrous, yet the Reekord actually wasted manpower on writing a 'story' about this...

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/celtic-rangers-sit-global-club-18222003
So you haven't watched the time lapse of them laying the pitch

or The spotlight on the groundsmen and what they do ,,,,,,wait for it they cut the grass

Riding around on green john deere tractors and spending all there time talking about green and tending the green ,,,,it was fkn riviting

It's the clutching at anything league and like the close season cup sevco have won it

just waiting on the 2 flys fkn competition with live action from the marble staircase

Enjoy it there off the jobbie lickin for a while
 
Only the Scottish fitba media would republish this utter dross as news. Again, and I don't mind being accused of 'paranoia', if it was the other way round and we had been ranked above the Sevco, would they have wasted an article on this? This ranking firm is absolutely bogus and the criteria for assembling the rankings is utterly ludicrous, yet the Reekord actually wasted manpower on writing a 'story' about this...

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/celtic-rangers-sit-global-club-18222003
All you gotta do is compare bank balances. Oh wait. We cant, cause they don't have one. A rank article from a rank "news"paper.
 
So you haven't watched the time lapse of them laying the pitch

or The spotlight on the groundsmen and what they do ,,,,,,wait for it they cut the grass

Riding around on green john deere tractors and spending all there time talking about green and tending the green ,,,,it was fkn riviting

It's the clutching at anything league and like the close season cup sevco have won it

just waiting on the 2 flys fkn competition with live action from the marble staircase

Enjoy it there off the jobbie lickin for a while

Poor auld Sevco, their stadium is a dilapidated, toxic hell hole and to make matters worse their pitch is a shadow of what it was when Rangers used to play there. Some think it's because they can't afford the under-pitch heating but the reality is all down to fertilizer. They can't afford to put the same quality of shite out on it as Rangers could.
 
Poor auld Sevco, their stadium is a dilapidated, toxic hell hole and to make matters worse their pitch is a shadow of what it was when Rangers used to play there. Some think it's because they can't afford the under-pitch heating but the reality is all down to fertilizer. They can't afford to put the same quality of shite out on it as Rangers could.

Au contraire, your holiness, there's shite every time King opens his gob, there's shite with every Jabba press release and there's really thick shite when the huns say they're still the same klub and going for 55. Oh and Slippy has his very own brand of Scouse shite called turncoat shite.
 
Au contraire, your holiness, there's shite every time King opens his gob, there's shite with every Jabba press release and there's really thick shite when the huns say they're still the same klub and going for 55. Oh and Slippy has his very own brand of Scouse shite called turncoat shite.

The shite of which you speak is voluminous but utterly useless for fertilising grass. Toxic shite is not good fertiliser; you don't put dogshite on a flower bed.
In the Rangers days they had such exotic brands of fertiliser; Nacho nuggets, Sebo skitters, Johnston jobbies, Thomson turds to name but a few.
Sevco's caliber of shite just doesn't compare.
 
The shite of which you speak is voluminous but utterly useless for fertilising grass. Toxic shite is not good fertiliser; you don't put dogshite on a flower bed.
In the Rangers days they had such exotic brands of fertiliser; Nacho nuggets, Sebo skitters, Johnston jobbies, Thomson turds to name but a few.
Sevco's caliber of shite just doesn't compare.

I bow to your greater knowledge of shite but I always thought shite was just shite. We learn something new every day. :poop::poop::poop::LOL:
 

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