BILLCOWIE1958
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There was a Wee NED from DRUMCHAPEL up in Glasgow Sheriff Court on suspicion of tanning hooses
The Fiscal is persuing a rigid line of questioning and says
PF 'Wee Ned why did you go to the house in question on that particular day'?
WN 'Furra tap'
PF (In a rather condescending tone) 'So are you a plumber and you went to carry out some aspect of your trade there'?
WN (In a rather no' givin' a fuck tone) 'Naw'
PF ' So did you go to borrow some money perhaps'?
WN 'Naw'
PF 'Or Perhaps you were there to lend some money'?
WN 'Naw'
The Fiscal becoming quite exasperated at these 1 syllable answers says
'Wee Ned you have told this Court under oath that you went to the house in question for a tap I have offered you every opportunity to explain exactly what you were doing there'
WN 'Ah did go furra tap'
PF 'Wee Ned For thé Last time will you please tell this Court what type of tap you went there for'
WN (Taking the acknowledgements of his pals in the gallery) 'A SELLICK TAP'
HH?
The Fiscal is persuing a rigid line of questioning and says
PF 'Wee Ned why did you go to the house in question on that particular day'?
WN 'Furra tap'
PF (In a rather condescending tone) 'So are you a plumber and you went to carry out some aspect of your trade there'?
WN (In a rather no' givin' a fuck tone) 'Naw'
PF ' So did you go to borrow some money perhaps'?
WN 'Naw'
PF 'Or Perhaps you were there to lend some money'?
WN 'Naw'
The Fiscal becoming quite exasperated at these 1 syllable answers says
'Wee Ned you have told this Court under oath that you went to the house in question for a tap I have offered you every opportunity to explain exactly what you were doing there'
WN 'Ah did go furra tap'
PF 'Wee Ned For thé Last time will you please tell this Court what type of tap you went there for'
WN (Taking the acknowledgements of his pals in the gallery) 'A SELLICK TAP'
HH?
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