Coronavirus

[Tony]

After a diet of big macs, it's probably a party barrel Hoopy!

Fuckin michelin man !

 

[boab1916]

And all their wee squirts went a long way too.....2.2 kids worth of wee squirts

Probably had other uses like lubricants for releasing old knobs from old geezers, just saying

 

[boab1916]

listening to Trump and have to say have had a more interesting conservation with my 1 year old grandson, he has a larger amount of words as Trump.

 

[boab1916]

In excess of 10000 ventilators in the USA. WTF the poulation is in the fucking tens of millions.

 

[DILLIGAF]

Ach, you know 50's suburbia, Boab: postie, milkie, windae cleaner, provie man, PC plod, lollipop man, paperboy, stan butler.......busy girls they 50's housewives.

Ivory Snow commercial, actress Marilyn Chambers
Went on to fame, starring in porn movies
Well, suppose you have to start somewhere

 

[Hoopy427]

After a diet of big macs, it's probably a party barrel Hoopy!

Still at my fighting weight from the early 90s Mick, possibly I have worms.

 

[michael duffy]

Today 233 coronavirus deaths reported in the U.K,2 weeks ago,233 deaths reported in Italy

 

[DILLIGAF]

In excess of 10000 ventilators in the USA. WTF the poulation is in the fucking tens of millions.

300,000 Million people in the US

 

[Hoopy427]

Today 233 coronavirus deaths reported in the U.K,2 weeks ago,233 deaths reported in Italy

Aye the future looks shite mate, keep safe, shout out if you need a hand. We'll get through this together.

 

[michael duffy]

Still at my fighting weight from the early 90s Mick, possibly I have worms.

Big fat skooshy wan's or long skinny juicy wan's?

 

[michael duffy]

Aye the future looks shite mate, keep safe, shout out if you need a hand. We'll get through this together.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Awwww man.......wee fella called John Derby used to munch on worms for a penny when I was young.

They were the big bloodsuckers too, the ones that looked like anorexic snakes.

 

[boab1916]

Still at my fighting weight from the early 90s Mick, possibly I have worms.

pieces n sugar mate not good

 

[michael duffy]

Aw these 'low skilled' workers claimin tae be 'key worker's, whit the phuq aboot frontline did ye miss boris

 

[michael duffy]

So if we go wi' the bastaart johnson,and the bastaart cummings, we'll cull the auldies, the sick and the infirm, save the welfare state and the nhs a fortune, happy days!

 

[michael duffy]

Figures comin oot, economies round the world are tankin! time fur quantative easing, tae bail out the rich!!!!!!!

 

[michael duffy]

Phuq! ah've missed ma bedtime by six hours!!!! AW aw!

 

[michael duffy]

Mon the herd!

 

[TartanTim]

This shit has just got serious, my eldest son just off the phone, he had tae go & pick up his Mrs from her nightshift at 6am, 2hrs early due to high temperature & a severe cough. She was tested 8 DAYS ago it came back negative.

They won't be able tae give their kids a kiss or a cuddle for the next 14 days & it's breaking both their hearts. It's down tae me the tell the kids,mum & dad are in self isolation. Aye & I've got the tell the wife. FFS.

 

[Spherical Planet]

This shit has just got serious, my eldest son just off the phone, he had tae go & pick up his Mrs from her nightshift at 6am, 2hrs early due to high temperature & a severe cough. She was tested 8 DAYS ago it came back negative.

They won't be able tae give their kids a kiss or a cuddle for the next 14 days & it's breaking both their hearts. It's down tae me the tell the kids,mum & dad are in self isolation. Aye & I've got the tell the wife. FFS.

Thoughts go out to your son & daughter-in-law, TT.

Hope it's just a passing phase and that she recovers soon. Heartbreaking for the bairns but.