We can all use a laugh

[tictastic]

What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

 

[tictastic]

We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.

 

[tictastic]

My husband asked why I never blink during sex.
I told him I didn’t have time to.

 

[tictastic]

I was a man stuck in a woman’s body.
Until I pulled out

 

[DILLIGAF]

Naveed never had any snow globes either.

Or gravy boats

 

[Lubos left peg]

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=888393248259004&id=380357302028549

 

[The Galway shawl]

Day 10 of the quarantine
Wife: do you want something to eat.
Husband: what are the choices.
Wife: yes or fucking no!

 

[Rushy67]

Day 10 of the quarantine
Wife: do you want something to eat.
Husband: what are the choices.
Wife: yes or fucking no!

 

[DILLIGAF]

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=888393248259004&id=380357302028549

Me, when somebody would come to take my daughter out
;-)

 

[Rushy67]

What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

 

[michael duffy]

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=888393248259004&id=380357302028549

Reminds me ae the time ma sister introduced her English boyfriend, to me and my 4 brothers!!!!!! withoot the spoons!

 

[Rushy67]

Reminds me ae the time ma sister introduced her English boyfriend, to me and my 4 brothers!!!!!! withoot the spoons!

Hilarious mate thank fuck ma daughter is happily married wae kids ( twin Bhoys ) a chased a kupl o wee fannies in the early days lol love you S xx

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Remembering a young Mick Duffy just after his first Stella.

 

[POD]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1789468574441451

Hopefully it will lift somebody's spirits.

 

[The Galway shawl]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1789468574441451

Hopefully it will lift somebody's spirits.

Brilliant mate.

 

[tictastic]

An o‌‌ld w‌‌oman a‌‌sks h‌‌er h‌‌usband o‌‌f 6‌‌0 y‌‌ears
‌‌"Honey, w‌‌hat d‌‌id y‌‌ou t‌‌hink o‌‌f m‌‌e w‌‌hen y‌‌ou f‌‌irst s‌‌aw m‌‌e?".

"My f‌‌irst t‌‌hought w‌‌as t‌‌hat I‌‌ w‌‌anted t‌‌o f‌‌uck y‌‌our b‌‌rains o‌‌ut a‌‌nd s‌‌uck y‌‌our t‌‌its d‌‌ry", h‌‌e r‌‌eplied.

"And w‌‌hat d‌‌o y‌‌ou t‌‌hink o‌‌f m‌‌e n‌‌ow d‌‌arling?", t‌‌he o‌‌ld w‌‌oman a‌‌sked.

"I t‌‌hink I‌‌'ve d‌‌one a‌‌ p‌‌retty g‌‌ood j‌‌ob"

 

[tictastic]

If you ever need to use a bra as a makeshift face mask, always use the left cup.
Otherwise you'll look like a right tit.

 

[POD]

Post Coronavirus.

 

[Steviebhoy67]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1789468574441451

Hopefully it will lift somebody's spirits.

Sure did pal

 

[kelly]