We can all use a laugh

A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Jacky in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened Jacky?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened.
I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip.
I get home...and guess what I found ?
Yes, your daughter, my wife Pat, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed!
This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage.
I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Ah now, calm down, calm down Jacky!" says his mother-in-law.
"There is something very odd going on here.
Pat would never do such a thing!
There must be a simple explanation.
I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
"Jacky. I told you there must be a simple explanation .....
She never got your E-mail!"
 
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The Deadner said:
Vegas is just mental. I would advise anyone to visit it at least once. Some of the bogs have poker machines on the wall where you're pissin.
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One of the best things I've seen was at our Convention, a Celtic supporter wearing a kilt, nae shirt on, with a stetson on his head, riding the mechanical bull in Mickey Gilley's bar in the Frontier hotel, while holding a pint in one hand and a hanging on to a blonde girl, with huge 'Inchinnan smiddies' which were bouncing all over the place
We took over Sin City for the week
Everyone should spend a few days in Vegas, at least once in their lives
We arrived at 5:30 pm, went and checked in, dropped our bags in the room and went out on the town
Belfast TIM, a guy named Joe, was sat at the bar playing poker when we left, few hours later, he's still in the same seat as we come back
Next morning, we are heading for breakfast, there's Joe, sitting at the same bar..."Morning Joe"
Morning Lhads "
So, where'd ye go last night ?
"Eh ?"
"Last night...where did you go for a meal...see the sights...?"
"Ah haven't left this fucking stool"
"But you've been to your room, cos you've changed your shirt"
"Naw, I just bought one right here, from behind the bar..."
Joe missed the plane on the way home...guess he was winning ;-)
Vegas...be like Nike and Just DO it

HH
 
Tarzan Trump said:
The arbitrary price allocator has decided to raise the price of a loss making business based on rapeepo in charge rather than financial prudence

:p

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wonder if dave took the 1.25 million now rather than zip next month

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Tarzan Trump said:
The arbitrary price allocator has decided to raise the price of a loss making business based on rapeepo in charge rather than financial prudence

:p

New shares issued

www.followfollow.com www.followfollow.com
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They all seem to miss the apparent 1p value of the 25p shares 'sold'. How many times can you dilute the value of 1p by charging 20-25p every time? What value the price of a fraction of a p when you haven't a pot to piss in?
 
26+6=1 said:
They all seem to miss the apparent 1p value of the 25p shares 'sold'. How many times can you dilute the value of 1p by charging 20-25p every time? What value the price of a fraction of a p when you haven't a pot to piss in?
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Its based on future returns discounted by their cost of capital

so minus 10 million every year

divided by 80+million shares every year

discounted at lets say 10 percent cost of capital probably closer to 20 percent + with risk factors involved

means each share is worth less than zero no matter which discount factor involved

But lets just call it 25 per share since you can get 4 for a pound

get your confetti

4 bits for a pound
 
DILLIGAF said:
One of the best things I've seen was at our Convention, a Celtic supporter wearing a kilt, nae shirt on, with a stetson on his head, riding the mechanical bull in Mickey Gilley's bar in the Frontier hotel, while holding a pint in one hand and a hanging on to a blonde girl, with huge 'Inchinnan smiddies' which were bouncing all over the place
We took over Sin City for the week
Everyone should spend a few days in Vegas, at least once in their lives
We arrived at 5:30 pm, went and checked in, dropped our bags in the room and went out on the town
Belfast TIM, a guy named Joe, was sat at the bar playing poker when we left, few hours later, he's still in the same seat as we come back
Next morning, we are heading for breakfast, there's Joe, sitting at the same bar..."Morning Joe"
Morning Lhads "
So, where'd ye go last night ?
"Eh ?"
"Last night...where did you go for a meal...see the sights...?"
"Ah haven't left this fucking stool"
"But you've been to your room, cos you've changed your shirt"
"Naw, I just bought one right here, from behind the bar..."
Joe missed the plane on the way home...guess he was winning ;-)
Vegas...be like Nike and Just DO it

HH
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We stayed in gilleys. The craic was unreal. One of the older Scottish lads was chatting this quare one up all night and flat out buying drink. He was about to take her up to the room when she said she needed to go to the bathroom to freshen up. There he as prancing up and down like the cock a the north. Thinkin he was billy big balls, when we just couldn't take anymore and had to break the news to him that it was actually a man. He literally got sick. Fuck we let him have it for years after that.
 
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