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Cairnsybhoy79 said:
Back then It was 1996 mate a violent conviction put the blockers on going I'm afraid that blocked another pathway to get away being shit at school the army was my only out wen I realised that was not happening I just kinda went fuck it🤷‍♂️ended up way more convictions hoopy there's no way I wid get in mate ever since I seen the grand canyon In an old western I always wanted to go as my wee maw says....wits for you wont go by you 🤷‍♂️
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Going through US Customs...
"What is the purpose of your visit ,and why are you going to Las Vegas ?"
"Well, it's Vegas and it's fun, plus we'll rent a car and go see the Grand Canyon..."
"Why ?"
"Because, it's the Grand Canyon, never been there, seen photos of it, and it looks amazing"
The Customs guy (a former US Marine) made a tsk tsk sound, shook his head, and said:
"It's just a big ditch..." 😁

HH
 
DILLIGAF said:
Going through US Customs...
"What is the purpose of your visit ,and why are you going to Las Vegas ?"
"Well, it's Vegas and it's fun, plus we'll rent a car and go see the Grand Canyon..."
"Why ?"
"Because, it's the Grand Canyon, never been there, seen photos of it, and it looks amazing"
The Customs guy (a former US Marine) made a tsk tsk sound, shook his head, and said:
"It's just a big ditch..." 😁

HH
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Just a big ditch🤣
 
Cairnsybhoy79 said:
Back then It was 1996 mate a violent conviction put the blockers on going I'm afraid that blocked another pathway to get away being shit at school the army was my only out wen I realised that was not happening I just kinda went fuck it🤷‍♂️ended up way more convictions hoopy there's no way I wid get in mate ever since I seen the grand canyon In an old western I always wanted to go as my wee maw says....wits for you wont go by you 🤷‍♂️
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Can u no just pretend ur an Iraq’y or summit n sail in on a dingy…set u up for life here m8 if u do that🤔😂
 
Cairnsybhoy79 said:
Never stood a chance mate bastards waited till I turned 16 so I wid go infront of a jury instead of the panel not gonny go into it but the circumstances didn't deserve that just to end up way a couple of years probation anyway mate 🤬 I was more angry with that than the actual trial Tony cause I had it all sorted to sign up to the army mate that was my out I fucked it😒 anyway on a happier note I can kid on I'm in Vegas put all the lights oot and the casino app on the imaginations a wonderful thing🤣
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The misses has always wanted to go to the states but I’ve never fancied it. Fortunately I have been told by the American embassy under no circumstances will ever be granted a visa. Happy days 👍
 
DILLIGAF said:
Going through US Customs...
"What is the purpose of your visit ,and why are you going to Las Vegas ?"
"Well, it's Vegas and it's fun, plus we'll rent a car and go see the Grand Canyon..."
"Why ?"
"Because, it's the Grand Canyon, never been there, seen photos of it, and it looks amazing"
The Customs guy (a former US Marine) made a tsk tsk sound, shook his head, and said:
"It's just a big ditch..." 😁

HH
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When I went to Vegas back in the day took a bus trip to the Grand Canyon and the air conditioning broke down on the bus by the time we got there half the fat Americans on the bus had melted 🤣 remember getting $5 compensation 🤑, After my Vegas jaunt I headed for New Orleans another great place for a party and well worth a visit
 
Miktim said:
The misses has always wanted to go to the states but I’ve never fancied it. Fortunately I have been told by the American embassy under no circumstances will ever be granted a visa. Happy days 👍
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a loved every minute of it was an illegal alien for years then one morning became a resident alien ,it kinda lost it's appeal being legal funny thing sitting through interviews trying to keep a straight face when there asking where i'd been all these years
Had a lot of mates who got nabbed through the years lost everything homes cars the lot but it was worth the risk
 
kelly said:
a loved every minute of it was an illegal alien for years then one morning became a resident alien ,it kinda lost it's appeal being legal funny thing sitting through interviews trying to keep a straight face when there asking where i'd been all these years
Had a lot of mates who got nabbed through the years lost everything homes cars the lot but it was worth the risk
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True mate 👍 I bloke I knew had been over there illegal for years and had a very good life with nice house and all the trappings. One morning the burst his door down and two days later he landed back here with only the t-shirt, shorts and flip flops he was wearing. Sore one
 
Miktim said:
True mate 👍 I bloke I knew had been over there illegal for years and had a very good life with nice house and all the trappings. One morning the burst his door down and two days later he landed back here with only the t-shirt, shorts and flip flops he was wearing. Sore one
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Had some close calls myself , they show no mercy you lose everything ,when Reagan announced an amnesty back in 86 it would surprise you the amount of folk who wouldn't jump at it and ended up being caught months later .
Have to say the english were the biggest back stabbers when it came to grassing folk up
knew one burd from Edinburgh who got deported to Canada , a few months later she flew on to the Bahamas and got the day cruise over to Miami and drove back up to Georgia
you lose everything but it was a gamble worth taking as the lifestyle and rewards were there for the taking and Thatcher's Britain was a shite place to be
 
Was in Vegas at the since-demolished Imperial Palace for a NAFCSC convention from Weds to Sun. Don't know what idiot booked such an inappropriately-named venue or banquet night 'entertainment' of some lad singing in black face but I'd bet it was the same bollocks booked both and wouldn't be surprised if they are on the current board. Also Mike Galloway is a mad hoor with a few jars in him.
 
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