I would answer ye, but I've left.....Anything interesting happening in the world cup?
In that case I’m nae leavin can’t live on me saveins me old age pension my 3private pensions me army pension and me money for selling the house i it’s a hard life right enoughNAW!!!
A google search for 'pish bottle' produces fuck all humorous imagery.Onto bus now, obv left the motor, canny drink an drive, it's a 50 min journey an I'm dying fur a pish. Ffs.
They’re Tomes ya bam you dinny dae weeI would leave but those paragraphs wont write themselves
Naw ye huvnae, I can see your feet below the curtainsI would answer ye, but I've left.....
That's why I never hide behind the curtains. What with me having normal sized feet.Naw ye huvnae, I can see your feet below the curtains
So, I was just thinking. How about a new tradition where once a week somebody announces they are staying on the forum and their reasons for doing so then everyone else responds with reasons why they should fuck aff
Nae sticks in Canada, they only have lumber
Which strangely enough is whit ye used tae doe wi yir girlfriend
Noo haud on a wee day & a halfThey’re Tomes ya bam you dinny dae wee
HH
FFS...who didnae ?I used to shag mine…
FFS...I hate that I am a very visual personI made it, no ucking joke, thee was a wee electo sub station across from the bus stop, I was right behind there, omg, I'm an idiot, but it was the best pish of my life.
FFS...who didnae ?
HH
Not me, I don't even know her.Stick a poll up and we’ll find out…..we have to be seen to be open to all…..