I'm staying thread

[Winter]

Not me, I don't even know her.

Aye! know her well,
always knows whit everybody's thinking

 

[DILLIGAF]

Stick a poll up and we’ll find out…..we have to be seen to be open to all…..

ooer missus...

 

[Winter]

A google search for 'pish bottle' produces fuck all humorous imagery.

That's not always true


This must be made for Old Firm F.C?
Changing it to Thick Firm fools nobody
It's the brand name " YumSum" that gives it away.
It's also his and hers so theres no waste, well no waste that's wasted
In the cold months this can treble as a slurpee machine


Edit : Think these come with built in LED lights

 

[Winter]

They’re Tomes ya bam you dinny dae wee

HH

Aye ok, I know I've been told ......

By all my female friends

Of the past! of the past!

I dont have any female friends anymore

One only and that's plenty

I also dont have Facebook, nosebok, instagram, coupleagram, Twitter, Twatter, splutter, mutter, breed n butter, grass is greener , naebodylesskeener.

They're more trouble than they're worth.

 

[JamSam67]

Aye ok, I know I've been told ......

By all my female friends

Of the past! of the past!

I dont have any female friends anymore

One only and that's plenty

I also dont have Facebook, nosebok, instagram, coupleagram, Twitter, Twatter, splutter, mutter, breed n butter, grass is greener , naebodylesskeener.

They're more trouble than they're worth.

I’ll just shorten it
Ya Bam

HH

 

[Weedocbhoy60]

So, I was just thinking. How about a new tradition where once a week somebody announces they are staying on the forum and their reasons for doing so then everyone else responds with reasons why they should fuck aff

I'm gonna stay here as long as my wife keeps filling up my wine glass and I don't have to move.
I bet no one tells ME to feck aff.

 

[JamSam67]

I'm gonna stay here as long as my wife keeps filling up my wine glass and I don't have to move.
I bet no one tells ME to feck aff.

Bet yi yir wrang it’s easy to tell yi ti Eck faff
See adiddy it

HH

 

[Winter]

I’ll just shorten it
Ya Bam

HH

Erm....psycho

 

[tictastic]

I'm gonna stay here as long as my wife keeps filling up my wine glass and I don't have to move.
I bet no one tells ME to feck aff.

El dee ??

 

[Weedocbhoy60]

El dee ??

Have never attacked my insides with that poison.

 

[Winter]

Have never attacked my insides with that poison.

It's a tonic for the troops, Scottish buckie

 

[DILLIGAF]

4 Crown back in the day
'South African Old Tawny' aka electric soup down Inverclyde way

 

[26+6=1]

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

Used to drink that in ma youth, was there noo 2 types red or a blue label?

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

Thunderbird by the brilliantly talented sea sick Steve

 

[26+6=1]

Used to drink that in ma youth, was there noo 2 types red or a blue label?

Been 30 odd years since I drank it so don't remember.

 

[Winter]

Ah the auld pocket rocket

 

[Winter]

Used to drink that in ma youth, was there noo 2 types red or a blue label?

There was indeed BB, a choice of blue flavour or red flavour get it necked as quickly as possible so you dont boak

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

There was indeed BB, a choice of blue flavour or red flavour get it necked as quickly as possible so you dont boak

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That takes me back, think it was the blue wan I used tae like
Need tae try and find a bottle and put it in the wife’s wine rack

 

[JamSam67]

Been 30 odd years since I drank it so don't remember.

It’s that bad

HH