We can all use a laugh

[Winter]

Back when I was younger nothing was off limits when it came to abusing people. We would bring mothers into it. No matter what was said the standard reply was "eh yer mother". My mate Rab the Hun never told this story until 25 years after it happened. He was on his way home from work on his motorbike. He cut same guy aff and the guy was unhappy aboot it. He pulled up beside Rab at the next junction and started shouting at him. Rab had no idea what the guy was saying cos he had a crash helmet on. As the light changed Rab lifted his visor and said "eh yer mother" and sped off. He just got back to his maws hoose and was getting aff the bike when he heard shouting. He looked up and a big heefer was running at him saying " what did you say aboot meh mither ya wee prick" Fight or Flight... Rab bolted and ran into his mums house and locked the door.
When he told us we were doubled up laughing.. he said, if I had told ye all back then you wouldve said I was a shitebag.

Fekn shitebag ( 25 years late or nay)

 

[Winter]

WTF…..Ma post disappeared…

I'm looking for it says you quoted me, mustve been behind my back

 

[Marky1956]

Back when I was younger nothing was off limits when it came to abusing people. We would bring mothers into it. No matter what was said the standard reply was "eh yer mother". My mate Rab the Hun never told this story until 25 years after it happened. He was on his way home from work on his motorbike. He cut same guy aff and the guy was unhappy aboot it. He pulled up beside Rab at the next junction and started shouting at him. Rab had no idea what the guy was saying cos he had a crash helmet on. As the light changed Rab lifted his visor and said "eh yer mother" and sped off. He just got back to his maws hoose and was getting aff the bike when he heard shouting. He looked up and a big heefer was running at him saying " what did you say aboot meh mither ya wee prick" Fight or Flight... Rab bolted and ran into his mums house and locked the door.
When he told us we were doubled up laughing.. he said, if I had told ye all back then you wouldve said I was a shitebag.

Remember once seeing a guy with a tee shirt that had "SEE YOUR MAW" on the front, and on the back "SHE'S A RIDE"

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Remember once seeing a guy with a tee shirt that had "SEE YOUR MAW" on the front, and on the back "SHE'S A RIDE"

I think DILLIGAF sold him that T shirt.

 

[Imatim]

I'm looking for it says you quoted me, mustve been behind my back

Aye!

You were busy giving it to Aphrodite at the time…

 

[DILLIGAF]

WTF…..Ma post disappeared…

Hing oan, I'll check VAR

 

[JamSam67]

Of Pearl.

She naw a singer

HH

 

[The Deadner]

WTF…..Ma post disappeared…

Alright Paul fuckin Daniels....

 

[DILLIGAF]

She naw a singer

HH

Could be, she was famous for her jam

 

[26+6=1]

 

[According to Saul]

A boy ask his Maw,”Why am I black and your white?”.
Mom replied,”Don’t even go there. The way that party went, Your lucky you don’t bark”.

 

[According to Saul]

Breaking News: Alfredo Morelos has got stuck in the transfer window.

 

[Andy H]

 

[DILLIGAF]

She naw a singer

HH

 

[Winter]

At least Enry is happy now eh?
That's crystal clear.

He's just fleeced netflix for around $90 million for a bundle of wee fishwive tales.

Married to a stunning woman he could never get near where he not the spare.

Being the spare is the most privileged position ' one' could imagine in that washing machine of a family.

What annoyed me a bit was that it wasnt picked up by anyone in the MSM how he said that he had to " flee the country he loves because he wasnt guaranteed taxpayer money for his/families security"

Wouldnt have watched it but my other half wanted to see it so I watched for laugh along at the latest car crash interview and what a petulant wee brat he is.

My big brother pushed me and broke my necklace naw? Shirley naw? Unheard of , just doesn't happen things like that.

What would his father say ?
Apparently Major Hewitt is unwilling to comment .

 

[DILLIGAF]

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[26+6=1]

At least Enry is happy now eh?
That's crystal clear.

He's just fleeced netflix for around $90 million for a bundle of wee fishwive tales.

Married to a stunning woman he could never get near where he not the spare.

Being the spare is the most privileged position ' one' could imagine in that washing machine of a family.

What annoyed me a bit was that it wasnt picked up by anyone in the MSM how he said that he had to " flee the country he loves because he wasnt guaranteed taxpayer money for his/families security"

Wouldnt have watched it but my other half wanted to see it so I watched for laugh along at the latest car crash interview and what a petulant wee brat he is.

My big brother pushed me and broke my necklace naw? Shirley naw? Unheard of , just doesn't happen things like that.

What would his father say ?
Apparently Major Hewitt is unwilling to comment .

 

[Marky1956]

If I had a pound for every time one of my brothers hit me I'd have at least £1,my wife wants to buy the book I've told her to wait till its in bargain books for £1 with another book half price.

 

[tictastic]

"Spare" coming to a charity shop near you.

 

[The Shamrock]

The book is one of the fastest selling in history. I don't know why folk are so enamoured with any member of the royal family but it's their desire to know more that drives the paparazzi into doing the scurrilous things they do.