We can all use a laugh

[50 Shades of Green]

If I had a pound for every time one of my brothers hit me I'd have at least £1,my wife wants to buy the book I've told her to wait till its in bargain books for £1 with another book half price.

Aye next week...

 

[Imatim]

I’m betting some in here have their copy already…

 

[MadheiraBhoy]

check out John Crace's book summary in the Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/books/2...lion-in-the-bank-spare-digested-by-john-crace

 

[Brimcbhoy]

I’m betting some in here have their copy already…

I'll take that bet. I'm betting not a single member has one, maybe a few "lurkers".

 

[Brimcbhoy]

An it's a fucking waste of trees.

 

[boab1916]

 

[POD]

 

[The Deadner]

I’m betting some in here have their copy already…

Alright bigman you've outed me....

 

[The Deadner]

The book is one of the fastest selling in history. I don't know why folk are so enamoured with any member of the royal family but it's their desire to know more that drives the paparazzi into doing the scurrilous things they do.

I know, like killing his mother.....
Oh wait that was big lugs and his Greek da done that.
Life could been so different for Harry. Instead of killing ficticious Muslims, he could've been hanging out with them with his brother, wee dodi.

 

[26+6=1]

 

[26+6=1]

 

[According to Saul]

"Spare" coming to a charity shop near you.

Did his Uncle Andy write the title of the book as he has experience being a Spare pr..k. Only saying.

 

[According to Saul]

I’m betting some in here have their copy already…

Hey Ima, you been under ma bed

 

[DILLIGAF]

One of my favourite movies, with Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman, if you haven't seen it, there's some great laughs in it

"Oh...it's what I live for doc..."
This is how most of us roll...
HH

 

[Imatim]

I'll take that bet. I'm betting not a single member has one, maybe a few "lurkers".

I wouldn’t be so sure there ma mhan…..there’s some that have a hard on for the monarchy on here (and let me say, that is their undeniable right to do so)…..(boak)

So, unless someone/anyone fesses up to having royalist/loyalist leanings, and a penchant for keeping the privileged relevant, then I guess we’ll never know for sure…

 

[Imatim]

Hey Ima, you been under ma bed

Mibbies naw…

 

[26+6=1]

 

[26+6=1]

 

[lennono]

When I saw it was called spare.....I thought it was the spare on yer troosers...the zip bit

 

[Winter]

Was in the Traders tavern in the barras for some of the killie first half last week and spied this wee poem on the wall.

I took a photie and thought I'll have a read at this later, then I forgot about it, until today and it's quite funny.

You'll need to zoom in to see it properly but the fact some punter wrote it is funny.

A complete Celtic pub with the crest outside, I'm sure many of you know it, been in it even.