The Coronation

This is a ā€œrealā€ advertisementā€¦ā€¦.

A karaoke where you can belt out all of their "classics" - I think we all know what they will include! Of course they have to have a facepainter - I hope it is payment upfront!!!
 
Just doing something the Huns canā€™t doā€¦..the maths
52 seat bus, Ā£55 a ticket =Ā£2860,
kick back fae the louden tavern for bring 52 thirsty bears in Ā£50
Welcome drink as you board the bus =4 bottles buckfast Ā£24
Freshly made chicken pakora, for the hungry bears 20 packets at Ā£4 a packet =Ā£80
Face painter+ red, white and blue paint Ā£50
Bus hire, Ā£300
Total income Ā£2910
Total outgoings Ā£454
Profit on the 1st bus Ā£2456
Currently looking at putting oan a 2nd busšŸ¤”šŸ¤”
 
Just doing something the Huns canā€™t doā€¦..the maths
52 seat bus, Ā£55 a ticket =Ā£2860,
kick back fae the louden tavern for bring 52 thirsty bears in Ā£50
Welcome drink as you board the bus =4 bottles buckfast Ā£24
Freshly made chicken pakora, for the hungry bears 20 packets at Ā£4 a packet =Ā£80
Face painter+ red, white and blue paint Ā£50
Bus hire, Ā£300
Total income Ā£2910
Total outgoings Ā£454
Profit on the 1st bus Ā£2456
Currently looking at putting oan a 2nd busšŸ¤”šŸ¤”
This time next year they'll be millionaires. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
 
Just doing something the Huns canā€™t doā€¦..the maths
52 seat bus, Ā£55 a ticket =Ā£2860,
kick back fae the louden tavern for bring 52 thirsty bears in Ā£50
Welcome drink as you board the bus =4 bottles buckfast Ā£24
Freshly made chicken pakora, for the hungry bears 20 packets at Ā£4 a packet =Ā£80
Face painter+ red, white and blue paint Ā£50
Bus hire, Ā£300
Total income Ā£2910
Total outgoings Ā£454
Profit on the 1st bus Ā£2456
Currently looking at putting oan a 2nd busšŸ¤”šŸ¤”
Naw
your not pricing it like a true hun

Just doing something the Huns canā€™t doā€¦..the maths
52 seat bus, Ā£55 a ticket =Ā£2860,
kick back fae the louden tavern for bring 52 thirsty bears in Ā£50 free drink + spam roll
Welcome drink as you board the bus =4 bottles buckfast Ā£24
Freshly made chicken pakora, for the hungry bears 20 packets at Ā£4 a packet = aldis yellow label
Face painter+ red, white and blue paint Ā£50
Bus hire, Ā£300
Total income Ā£2910
Total outgoings Ā£454
Profit on the 1st bus Ā£2456
Currently looking at putting oan a 2nd busšŸ¤”šŸ¤”

Just doing something the Huns canā€™t doā€¦..the maths
52 seat bus, Ā£55 a ticket =Ā£2860,
kick back fae the louden tavern for bring 52 thirsty bears in Ā£50
Welcome drink as you board the bus =4 bottles buckfast Ā£24
Freshly made chicken pakora, for the hungry bears 20 packets at Ā£4 a packet =Ā£80
Face painter+ red, white and blue paint Ā£50
Bus hire, Ā£300
Total income Ā£2910
Total outgoings Ā£454
Profit on the 1st bus Ā£2456
Currently looking at putting oan a 2nd busšŸ¤”šŸ¤”
they should have done spam rolls ,every right minded royalist has spam rolls
 
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Coronation time at Celtic.

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