Brimcbhoy
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Nurse!!!Aye I make the bed sheets wet but not in the way he suggested, then I move to the dry bit
Nurse!!!Aye I make the bed sheets wet but not in the way he suggested, then I move to the dry bit
How did you know Mrs winter is a nurse ?Nurse!!!
Fk being a nurse or a midwife these days.
Midwife" congratulations Mr and Mrs Them you have a healthy baby boy"
Them parents " no it's a girl"
Midwife " I can assure you that is a penis"
Them parents " we won't stand for this bigotry"
OK parents them and they just calm down what seems to be the problem?""How dare you assume the gender of our new born baby!!! What gives you the right!!!.......Doctor?"
Ma mrs is a midwife,,you don’t realise how close u are winterFk being a nurse or a midwife these days.
Midwife" congratulations Mr and Mrs Them you have a healthy baby boy"
Them parents " no it's a girl"
Midwife " I can assure you that is a penis"
Them parents " we won't stand for this bigotry"
In the words of the “sainted” ally mcmoist”..it really is!!We can still win the league....all we have to do is win every match. We seem to be Sevcos bogey team so we should be fine there. As long as we do the business against the Hearts and the Kilmarnocks of the league we should be OK.
We aren't great and Sevco aren't great. We just need to be a little less shite than them in all our matches. We aren't getting the help they get when it's desperately needed ... If a ball hits our players hand in the box, for instance, the ref isn't giving us a foul "in the build up" to save from pointing to the spot...like they get. They will get the assistance they need, when they need it.
We can't afford any slip ups.....the battle for the title starts this weekend!!
Then she's a living Saint, as if her underpaid job isn't hard enough without these fkn nutjobsMa mrs is a midwife,,you don’t realise how close u are winter
Aaaahhhbbsulutley!In the words of the “sainted” ally mcmoist”..it really is!!
The cunt canny start complaining then in march/April if the team is still planning shiteMaybe you’ve forgot that ‘the rodge’ is a team player
Two very negative comments on same thread glasbhoy81 , sure you're no a hun?If he's happy with the transfer business he must be fucking high
Wee difference lubo, we know we can hit the heights we know we're better than them but like you say, take care of our business and I'm certain they'll drop points against others , Philip flops mob.We can still win the league....all we have to do is win every match. We seem to be Sevcos bogey team so we should be fine there. As long as we do the business against the Hearts and the Kilmarnocks of the league we should be OK.
We aren't great and Sevco aren't great. We just need to be a little less shite than them in all our matches. We aren't getting the help they get when it's desperately needed ... If a ball hits our players hand in the box, for instance, the ref isn't giving us a foul "in the build up" to save from pointing to the spot...like they get. They will get the assistance they need, when they need it.
We can't afford any slip ups.....the battle for the title starts this weekend!!
Hun parents ‘Is it a boy or a girl?’Fk being a nurse or a midwife these days.
Midwife" congratulations Mr and Mrs Them you have a healthy baby boy"
Them parents " no it's a girl"
Midwife " I can assure you that is a penis"
Them parents " we won't stand for this bigotry"
Whit dae ye mean doacter?Hun parents ‘Is it a boy or a girl?’
Midwife ‘No’
Hose aOK parents them and they just calm down what seems to be the problem?"
"This ...this bigot is assuming that our child is of a binary nature we will not stand for this"
Well sit the fuck down then while I go clean up your non binary baby's pish"
They done a wee?
Yes straight out of it's penis