Transfer Round-up (merged)

lcafiero said:
Not to mention completing the project and finding you still have one screw left . . . :D
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And let's not forget geting the new BBQ home and start putting it together
Normally a 3 hour job until, you realize that there are missing bolts and too many nuts (ooer missus)
Trek back to the store as your family and friends wait hungrilly for the food to get started
You get to the store and explain the sorry tale of having too many of one and not enough of the other
The clerk doesn't make eye contact as he open a drawer filled with nuts & bolts (obviously this is not 'his first bbq' ;-)
Apparently they had more than a few people come in with the same issue
He just grabs a handfull and stuffs them into a
 
DILLIGAF said:
And let's not forget geting the new BBQ home and start putting it together
Normally a 3 hour job until, you realize that there are missing bolts and too many nuts (ooer missus)
Trek back to the store as your family and friends wait hungrilly for the food to get started
You get to the store and explain the sorry tale of having too many of one and not enough of the other
The clerk doesn't make eye contact as he open a drawer filled with nuts & bolts (obviously this is not 'his first bbq' ;-)
Apparently they had more than a few people come in with the same issue
He just grabs a handfull and stuffs them into a
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Go on.....you have me feckin mesmerised.....into a what?
 
fucking laptop
And I can't edit it
FFS
A..............................................................................................................wait for it..........................................................................................................................
Wheelbarrow...yes, that was it...a wheelbarrow
Suspense over
HH
 
This is doing the rounds. Us or City?

Hmmm

Unless the boy wants to play more than he wants to count cash we are fucked.

I hope he wants to play. He should. He is professional Football PLAYER.

But what do I know? I believe evil pixies hide my phone, keys, steal a single sock to leave me, at the last count, 489 odd socks, hide my remote every ten fucking minutes, the manpower alone! Make me believe I can drink like I can and think I will avoid a 3 day through the bowels of hades, without the laughs I may add, hangover, that makes watching Love Island seem like a piece of piss. Even though I’m probably the best guitarist ever, these little fuckers conspire to make me sound like I’m utterly fucking mediocre.

And I’m all the cunts?
 

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Theverdict1 said:
This is doing the rounds. Us or City?

Hmmm

Unless the boy wants to play more than he wants to count cash we are fucked.

I hope he wants to play. He should. He is professional Football PLAYER.

But what do I know? I believe evil pixies hide my phone, keys, steal a single sock to leave me, at the last count, 489 odd socks, hide my remote every ten fucking minutes, the manpower alone! Make me believe I can drink like I can and think I will avoid a 3 day through the bowels of hades, without the laughs I may add, hangover, that makes watching Love Island seem like a piece of piss. Even though I’m probably the best guitarist ever, these little fuckers conspire to make me sound like I’m utterly fucking mediocre.

And I’m all the cunts?
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work permit issue easier for city to buy then loan , we can get wp easier here
 
Theverdict1 said:
This is doing the rounds. Us or City?

Hmmm

Unless the boy wants to play more than he wants to count cash we are fucked.

I hope he wants to play. He should. He is professional Football PLAYER.

But what do I know? I believe evil pixies hide my phone, keys, steal a single sock to leave me, at the last count, 489 odd socks, hide my remote every ten fucking minutes, the manpower alone! Make me believe I can drink like I can and think I will avoid a 3 day through the bowels of hades, without the laughs I may add, hangover, that makes watching Love Island seem like a piece of piss. Even though I’m probably the best guitarist ever, these little fuckers conspire to make me sound like I’m utterly fucking mediocre.

And I’m all the cunts?
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:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:!
 
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