DILLIGAF
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Actually the cat is doing the writingA need to start sleeping in the shed SP you have a way with words that set the scene and capture the moment,,,, yer problems the cat
Actually the cat is doing the writingA need to start sleeping in the shed SP you have a way with words that set the scene and capture the moment,,,, yer problems the cat
Do Asian lassies prefer up and down or side to side?What's the unanswerable questions bigman? I'll do my best to answer them for ye!
A bit a both bigman. Ye need to mix it up a wee bit. Next question......Do Asian lassies prefer up and down or side to side?
What do people make of the length of grass at Tynecastle last night .....A bit a both bigman. Ye need to mix it up a wee bit. Next question......
And there's you spent 400 quid on harmonica lessonsDo Asian lassies prefer up and down or side to side?
You could strip graze 20 bullocks on it for a week.....What do people make of the length of grass at Tynecastle last night .....
I've abstained from reacting to your reply until i consult my farming specialistYou could strip graze 20 bullocks on it for a week.....
naw,,,,,,but it's a good startI've abstained from reacting to your reply until i consult my farming specialist
Kelly, see if you strip graze 20 bollocks in a week, that's a sordid but eventful sex life, right ?
PS Hic
Woke up at the back of four. Don't know if it was the bladder or the frequently occurring football nightmare that forced me to wake up from my luxurious camp-bed in my salubrious shed, but wake up I did.
Fed the cat, poured myself a cold glass of drowned sorrows and watched GB pat themselves on the back for being British.
After 4-hours of total auntie drivel and pish, I decided to take a Sunday morning stroll to clear the head and to try and make some sense of the madness all around.
Is wee Tony the answer to our striking problems? Does Eddy have long Covid? Can Pat Mac provide some psychological therapy to instill some confidence into David Turnbull? Do bears shit in the woods/their mooths/their sistermaws white lightning?
After a relatively long walk into the wilderness of my forsaken mind, I thought it best to replenish my well of drowned sorrows and enter into the boulevard of broken dreams where I am currently drinking Stella in tribute to my very good friend.
I have a thousand questions that I have no answer to. I have a heavy heart to match my heavy bladder. I have a multitude of things which cause me concern.........
Then I remembered.........I'm a Tim and I have fellow Tims who are good friends and I have a Tim Cat, a Tim Niece, a Tim nephew-in-law, a Tiny Tim nephew-in-law and the rugged good looks of an alcoholic, semi-continent George Clooney/Philip Schofield better-lookin', sexier, straight brother and realised that my day could be much, much worse.
Tim then, Tim now, Tim always...........I don't give a monkey's fuck what the animals say. I am what I am and I can easily live within the skin I'm in.
If we never ever win another game of football, then I'll still be happy knowing that I'm a tiny part of something that might lose on the pitch, but will always win in life.
Thank you all, fuck the lot o' them and pour me another..........God Bless my friends and loved ones and especially those who I really want to share these moments with right now.
It's great to be a Tim!!!
PerfectIs this wan a they sane threads BB wiz on aboot
Or 22 donkeys for 90minsYou could strip graze 20 bullocks on it for a week.....
Ffs you were a busy bhoy yesterday TET
made you wee cover version
..........................Woke up at the back of four. Don't know if it was the bladder or the frequently occurring football nightmare that forced me to wake up from my luxurious camp-bed in my salubrious shed, but wake up I did.
Fed the cat, poured myself a cold glass of drowned sorrows and watched GB pat themselves on the back for being British.
After 4-hours of total auntie drivel and pish, I decided to take a Sunday morning stroll to clear the head and to try and make some sense of the madness all around.
Is wee Tony the answer to our striking problems? Does Eddy have long Covid? Can Pat Mac provide some psychological therapy to instill some confidence into David Turnbull? Do bears shit in the woods/their mooths/their sistermaws white lightning?
After a relatively long walk into the wilderness of my forsaken mind, I thought it best to replenish my well of drowned sorrows and enter into the boulevard of broken dreams where I am currently drinking Stella in tribute to my very good friend.
I have a thousand questions that I have no answer to. I have a heavy heart to match my heavy bladder. I have a multitude of things which cause me concern.........
Then I remembered.........I'm a Tim and I have fellow Tims who are good friends and I have a Tim Cat, a Tim Niece, a Tim nephew-in-law, a Tiny Tim nephew-in-law and the rugged good looks of an alcoholic, semi-continent George Clooney/Philip Schofield better-lookin', sexier, straight brother and realised that my day could be much, much worse.
Tim then, Tim now, Tim always...........I don't give a monkey's fuck what the animals say. I am what I am and I can easily live within the skin I'm in.
If we never ever win another game of football, then I'll still be happy knowing that I'm a tiny part of something that might lose on the pitch, but will always win in life.
Thank you all, fuck the lot o' them and pour me another..........God Bless my friends and loved ones and especially those who I really want to share these moments with right now.
It's great to be a Tim!!!
....................What do people make of the length of grass at Tynecastle last night .....