A view from the terrace

[Ian65]

Fukin hell this shite still oan “like a nite in the pub with your mates” aye right thank fuck I don’t drink in that pub four fannies who need a good hard ? in the baws absolute garbage ????? fuck this I’m aff tae ma ?

 

[Maria]

??????

 

[Ian65]

??????

Nae fukin wunner ???

 

[Maria]

Nae fukin wunner ???

Fuck them. Do the tarts matter. Dae they fk.

Up the Celtic. We’re coming tae skelp ye then lift our cup.

 

[Ian65]

Fuck them. Do the tarts matter. Dae they fk.

Up the Celtic. We’re coming tae skelp ye then lift our cup.

Your fukin bang on Maria fuck them fuck them aw shower a shite ??

 

[Maria]

Your fukin bang on Maria fuck them fuck them aw shower a shite ??

Now do you feel better, ian?

???

 

[Ian65]

Now do you feel better, ian?

???

Wee bit ??

 

[Maria]

Wee bit ??

Good. Ranting and cursin gets it all out ??

 

[Ian65]

Good. Ranting and cursin gets it all out ??

???? yea canny fukin beat it ??it’s efter the fuckin watershed ????

 

[Maria]

???? yea canny fukin beat it ??it’s efter the fuckin watershed ????

A fkn luv it. Sets me straight. Just callin guff out.

Im spoiled for choice in Scotland ???

 

[Ian65]

A fkn luv it. Sets me straight. Just callin guff out.

Im spoiled for choice in Scotland ???

Fuckin place full a wankers man nae wunner ma blood pressures fucked ????cmon ya basstaards ???

 

[Maria]

Fuckin place full a wankers man nae wunner ma blood pressures fucked ????cmon ya basstaards ???

Lol. Always plenty to go around. Although flat earthers just plank and await their fate ???

 

[Ian65]

Lol. Always plenty to go around. Although flat earthers just plank and await their fate ???

???? canny beat a bit a planking but???

 

[Maria]

???? canny beat a bit a planking but???

Is that cockney for keepin yer powder dry ??

 

[Ian65]

Is that cockney for keepin yer powder dry ??

Ohhhhhhh you’ve got tae keep yer powder dry ffs ????

 

[Maria]

Yep ye sure do. Adds to the ?. N a will clarify boom not bang ?

 

[Ian65]

Yep ye sure do. Adds to the ?. N a will clarify boom not bang ?

??fuck stop talking bout powder ffs will be up aw night ma jaws are gaun the noo ??

 

[Maria]

??fuck stop talking bout powder ffs will be up aw night ma jaws are gaun the noo ??

Well you get yersel a wee askit then climb in yer basket for some ???

 

[Ian65]

Well you get yersel a wee askit then climb in yer basket for some ???

???? saw climb inta yer bed for some ???? then seen the ??? guy ??? fukin bam

 

[Maria]

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