Austerity bites at Muddy Park

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Due to the steadily worsening financial state of Sevco there have had to be some serious austerity measures. Up til now they had been using Tesco brand bog roll at Muddy Park and Ibrokes but in an effort to save money they decided to go for an unbranded bulk purchases in the last week. This represents a saving of 12.57p per roll which certainly adds up on a week such as this.
The change didn't go unnoticed by the players and a number of them made complaints to Jimmy Bell who brought it to the board's attention. "is that a different brand of bog roll?" he asked.
"It is indeed; we were using Tesco brand up to now but have gone with a no name brand to save money".
"Well the boys have a name for it" said Jimmy "they call it Scott Brown cos it's rough and tough and it takes no shit from huns."

 

[Spherical Planet]

Due to the steadily worsening financial state of Sevco there have had to be some serious austerity measures. Up til now they had been using Tesco brand bog roll at Muddy Park and Ibrokes but in an effort to save money they decided to go for an unbranded bulk purchases in the last week. This represents a saving of 12.57p per roll which certainly adds up on a week such as this.
The change didn't go unnoticed by the players and a number of them made complaints to Jimmy Bell who brought it to the board's attention. "is that a different brand of bog roll?" he asked.
"It is indeed; we were using Tesco brand up to now but have gone with a no name brand to save money".
"Well the boys have a name for it" said Jimmy "they call it Scott Brown cos it's rough and tough and it takes no shit from huns."

Apparently they tried to use torn up copies of the Daily Rancid for lavvie roll, but it defeated the purpose really, because it already had a whole heap of shite printed on it to begin with

 

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Apparently they tried to use torn up copies of the Daily Rancid for lavvie roll, but it defeated the purpose really, because it already had a whole heap of shite printed on it to begin with

Somebody pointed out that such an accumulation of shite might reach a critical mass. The thought of a mass at Ibrokes scared them even more than Broonie.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Somebody pointed out that such an accumulation of shite might reach a critical mass. The thought of a mass at Ibrokes scared them even more than Broonie.

They'll be up to their necks in the Broony stuff by 5'o clock Sunday

 

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They'll be up to their necks in the Broony stuff by 5'o clock Sunday

We're up to our necks
In shite and pish
For we are the
Gone by half time boys.

 

[boab1916]

They'll be up to their necks in the Broony stuff by 5'o clock Sunday

Shouting about bringing in compliance officers, from who, the same mob who threw integrity out the window to accomadate a dead club by propping them up at the wake and putting a hand up their arse to pretend to the gullibles it is still alive, died 2012 RIP after 9 there will be no huns for the 10.