Bacon is real


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I would'na worship American bacon cos it's shite. It's fat with streaks o bacon. They put syrup n bacon on pancakes.
Beware bacon bearing false witness, and ye shall know it, for it hath no meat. Here endeth the first breakfast.
Praise the Lard for you speak the Divine truth my Brother in Bacon.
Canadian Bacon on the other hand is quare stuff.