Bale linked to Sevco?

[26+6=1]

Police Scotland have no intention of warning the public about a dodgy batch of deludemol currently being peddled to addicts by unscrupulous dealers.
Victims have been witnessed claiming Sevco, who apparently can't meet McRapist's wage demands, could sign Gareth Bale.
The only Bale ever before and ever likely to be connected with Sevco was for Moshni's fucking world class breakfast.

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

Police Scotland have no intention of warning the public about a dodgy batch of deludemol currently being peddled to addicts by unscrupulous dealers.
Victims have been witnessed claiming Sevco, who apparently can't meet McRapist's wage demands, could sign Gareth Bale.
The only Bale ever before and ever likely to be connected with Sevco was for Moshni's fucking world class breakfast.

They’d be struggling to afford a straw bale….never mind a Gareth bale

 

[26+6=1]

They’d be struggling to afford a straw bale….never mind a Gareth bale

That's why they had to let Moshni go

Neigh, neigh
Away said they
We haven't
The price
Of a bale a hay.

 

[The Galway shawl]

That would be the best signing since....Aaron Ramsey! How did that work out?

 

[26+6=1]

That would be the best signing since....Aaron Ramsey! How did that work out?

Ended in tears just like Moshni
Excerpts from Moshni's fictitious autobiography refer to him being 'mad with hunger by the 2nd playoff game'. Sevco management told him 'all the hay in Scotland was eaten over the winter and it would be weeks before there was any new hay' In his deranged state he heard something about a 'haymaker' and thought to himself 'if I could throw one of them on the field I might get dinner.'

 

[The Galway shawl]

Ended in tears just like Moshni
Excerpts from Moshni's fictitious autobiography refer to him being 'mad with hunger by the 2nd playoff game'. Sevco management told him 'all the hay in Scotland was eaten over the winter and it would be weeks before there was any new hay' In his deranged state he heard something about a 'haymaker' and thought to himself 'if I could throw one of them on the field I might get dinner.'

Mibbee have Straw poll among the orcs before they decide.

 

[The Shamrock]

Gareth Bale? Oh ma ribs, stoap it noo.

 

[The Galway shawl]

Sure Gareth will want to play for,a club with History, integrity and above all respected throughout the football world....Cardiff it is then.

 

[Lubos left peg]

But surely Wales have only made the world cup due to Ramsey joining the bestest club in the universe...why wouldn't bale want to go there to get himself prepared for the world cup!!!

 

[TartanTim]

Aye, mibbie FAT SALLY should have checked Google before making his STUPID claim, Cardiff City & MLS clubs chase Bale. But Ally reckons Scotland having the best golf courses will swing it.

 

[26+6=1]

Aye, mibbie FAT SALLY should have checked Google before making his STUPID claim, Cardiff City & MLS clubs chase Bale. But Ally reckons Scotland having the best golf courses will swing it.

Maybe Trump will petition Hollyrood for asylum

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

How long before they invent a story that we are also chasing Bale so they can write more bollocks of a tug-of-war between the "Old Firm" (RIP) clubs?

 

[fergusslayedtheblues]

The only bale that will be tr ing up at Ibrokes is the bale offs
HH

 

[fergusslayedtheblues]

Bale iffs

 

[bhoy4life]

Aye, mibbie FAT SALLY should have checked Google before making his STUPID claim, Cardiff City & MLS clubs chase Bale. But Ally reckons Scotland having the best golf courses will swing it.

Well thats it then, Tiger Woods is on his way…tbf, he’d probably be less injured than Ramsey or Bale anyway .

 

[bhoy4life]

How long before they invent a story that we are also chasing Bale so they can write more bollocks of a tug-of-war between the "Old Firm" (RIP) clubs?

“Sevco win transfer tug of war with Celtic over Bale”
Comfier treatment tables and a support that will swallow anything were deciding factors says our online reporter….

 

[Weedocbhoy60]

Police Scotland have no intention of warning the public about a dodgy batch of deludemol currently being peddled to addicts by unscrupulous dealers.
Victims have been witnessed claiming Sevco, who apparently can't meet McRapist's wage demands, could sign Gareth Bale.
The only Bale ever before and ever likely to be connected with Sevco was for Moshni's fucking world class breakfast.

Just how deluded are these zombies????? I think they need to up their medication. They've got two chances, none and FECK ALL.

 

[_Neil_]

Police Scotland have no intention of warning the public about a dodgy batch of deludemol currently being peddled to addicts by unscrupulous dealers.
Victims have been witnessed claiming Sevco, who apparently can't meet McRapist's wage demands, could sign Gareth Bale.
The only Bale ever before and ever likely to be connected with Sevco was for Moshni's fucking world class breakfast.

Was it a bale out that someone mentioned and some stupid hun hack misheard?

 

[_Neil_]

Maybe Trump will petition Hollyrood for asylum

Which asylum does he want to stay in?

 

[MickyMcMick]

What with all the court cases it could be bail they’re after