JamSam67
Well-known member
A lifetime’s supply o tottie sconeSo it's...
Here's our bribes...
Lifetime membership to St Andrews,
All the whisky you can drink, for ever.
All the Tunnocks teacakes you can eat, for life.
A signed foty of the Loch Ness Monster.
A set of bagpipes.
Your own kilt.
A box of shortbread every Christmas as well as a copy of The Broons an Oor Willie.
A lifetimes supply of Irn Bru...
And sum square sausage’s
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