Coronavirus

[Tony]

Think you meant he was stopped from having them.

Nothing stops that man!

 

[michael duffy]

Northern Italy in lockdown, but dozen's of flights,leaving for destinations all over europe?

 

[The Shamrock]

Nothing stops that man!

Just hope he isn't partaking of the boiled down tiger bones.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Nothing stops that man!

No sure aboot that, Tony.........there's 5'2" of solid anger wondering how the ironing had'nae been done.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Just hope he isn't partaking of the boiled down tiger bones.

I'm a cat man do, Shammy

 

[Tony]

Northern Italy in lockdown, but dozen's of flights,leaving for destinations all over europe?

Fuck a had an Italian last night,noticed one of the waiters sniffing like fuck,hope it was the coke and no the corona

 

[Hoopy427]

Mother Nature will fight back against the human plague I have no doubt about that, something that can survive with all its diversity for 3 or 4 billion years or whatever won't allow a single species to fuck it all in 250 years. We have absolutely raped this planet, wiped out countless species and polluted every corner of it, a shit storm is coming. I don't think it's this virus, it's not deadly enough, maybe this is the dress rehearsal.

 

[Tony]

Just hope he isn't partaking of the boiled down tiger bones.

Nah probably just the kamagra sham!

 

[Spherical Planet]

Nah probably just the kamagra sham!

Three days, Tony......three fuckin days of havin to walk aboot wie conveniently placed newspapers (and I don't even read the things).

Three days and the migraine fae hell to follow......all for sweet FA too.

 

[Tony]

Three days, Tony......three fuckin days of havin to walk aboot wie conveniently placed newspapers (and I don't even read the things).

Three days and the migraine fae hell to follow......all for sweet FA too.

I've got a belter of a story but dont think this is the right place to share

 

[Hoopy427]

I've got a belter of a story but dont think this is the right place to share

Is it the story of you shagging that sheep mate?

Or was that a secret?

 

[Tony]

Is it the story of you shagging that sheep mate?

Or was that a secret?

No mate something that involved 2 viagra ,cocaine and an ambulance!

 

[Hoopy427]

No mate something that involved 2 viagra ,cocaine and an ambulance!

And a sheep?

 

[The Shamrock]

Is it the story of you shagging that sheep mate?

Or was that a secret?

I wasn't aware he had told you as well Loopy.

 

[Hoopy427]

I wasn't aware he had told you as well Loopy.

You're sharp the night my diminutive friend!

 

[michael duffy]

I've got a belter of a story but dont think this is the right place to share

Is it the chicken story Tony?

 

[The Shamrock]

You're sharp the night my diminutive friend!

Is that your big word for the day?

 

[Spherical Planet]

No mate something that involved 2 viagra ,cocaine and an ambulance!

How long ago did you work in the Dee, Tony? That sounds like a Hilltoon tale (including the sheep).

 

[Spherical Planet]

I wasn't aware he had told you as well Loopy.

Awww, I'm out of the loopy, Hoopy!!!

 

[Hoopy427]

Is that your big word for the day?

Naw shortarse is!