Spherical Planet
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I did I did tee a beattie-twatBeattie-pie as in i tought I saw a puddy cat?
Craig Beattie
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Lemon
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This coming from a "striker" who has played for as many teams as he has had seasons playing and whose best ever season saw him score a massive 7 goals and some of those seasons were at the dizzying height of Scottish league 2 and Maltese Premier (13 appearances - 0 goals). Noticed he's another bankrupt -for £70,000 - so he needs the cash. TUBE !!!
Spherical Planet
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Steviebhoy can sub him aff his PPI return
Hoopy427
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Stevie's a spark he doesn't do subs, he'll do you a spur but that'll be 150 quid, it's 15 minutes work but he'll spin it out to 3 hours so you feel you have a bargain!
Spherical Planet
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Does that include parts?Stevie's a spark he doesn't do subs, he'll do you a spur but that'll be 150 quid, it's 15 minutes work but he'll spin it out to 3 hours so you feel you have a bargain!
Hoopy427
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No mate, back box, socket plate and a foot of twin and earth costs about 4 quid so let's call it 250 all in for cash!
(sorry Stevie I'm sharing trade secrets here)
Spherical Planet
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Hoopy427
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Nah they'll be fine just don't lick them!
Spherical Planet
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My Ma' used to say that about batteries and windaes..........since then, I've had an overwhelming urge to lick both!
I think my missus would be delighted if I started licking crocodile clips as she'd likely get some peace and quiet to watch her soaps.
Hoopy427
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My best mate has a story that involves women, 9 volt batteries and licking.... Nope I'm not going there. Nope I'm not doing it!
Spherical Planet
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Hahahahahaha that's what private convos for!
I've got one aboot a battery-powered converted Singer sewing-machine and auto-onanism, don't think I'll go into too much detail about that either........
Sean Tbl Tbl
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Sean Tbl Tbl
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These Cunts are that Fukin Thik they just DISMISS e/thing as if it NEVER HAPPENED!!We're going tae put up with these fuckwits until the 8th December then we can hopefully put them back in their box till the 29th & nail the fucking lid shut
COYBIG
..Just kp PUMPIN THEM BHOYS & HERE WE GO TAE 10 IAR
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Spherical Planet
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Aye, it's time for the messing about to stop, TT.......keep the boot on their throat and eliminate any and all hope they might have.We're going tae put up with these fuckwits until the 8th December then we can hopefully put them back in their box till the 29th & nail the fucking lid shut
Lunatic Harness
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’ Ex Celtic Ace ’ some jokes just write themselves , Craig Beattie ffs we would’ve better off with auld Johnnie Beattie
The Shamrock
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They meant FACE and no ACE.
