Craig Beattie
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The Shamrock
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Celtic having the bottle? Asked and answered by winning a treble treble and 8iar, thank you, Mr Beattie.
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Artur
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Och hes a big hun is he not?
Spherical Planet
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Craig Beattie rhymes with Stupid Twat (nearly)
Spherical Planet
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Course he is, mate, but you have to apply hun logic in this scenario (I know, I know hun logic is an oxymoron, but you know what I mean).
Craig rhymes with Taig and Beattie sounds a bit like beatified. By hun logic these facts alone mean that Craig Beattie is a taig, tarrier, fenian, rosary-rattling pape!!!
It's how munky mentality works.
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Artur
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Working with a few Dundee boys just now SP,Utd fans but by fuck do the hate the huns
Good thing is my gaffers leave at 3 to get up the road for 6 so we get away early aswell,happy days!
Spherical Planet
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Only 3???Working with a few Dundee boys just now SP,Utd fans but by fuck do the hate the huns
The usual Dundee workday starts at 11. Dinner fae 12-1. Clock off at 2.
Dundonian workers, there's another oxymoron (they're like buses tonight)!
The Shamrock
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I was told by someone who knows him that he's a tightwad clown as well.
michael duffy
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"Can anybody find me a village" said beattie,the idiot!
The Shamrock
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Hoopy427
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Cnuts busy looking for a window to lick!And not one village has claimed to have lost him.
Spherical Planet
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Let's be fair to Beattie-pie and review the evidence of suggested issues regarding "bottle"
Since 2012, the tribute act have featured in a number of semi finals including 5 against Celtic.
In 2016, they won one of those ties after a penalty shoot-out and subsequently "SHAT IT" in the final against a Stokes/Henderson pumped-up Hibs.
Huns 0 Bottle 1
In the other 4 semis the kiddy-on club played against Celtic, they failed to score a single goal losing 0-2, 0-1, 0-2, 0-4
Huns 0 Bottle 5
In other semis against non-Celtic opponents, they have been humbled by both Motherwell and Aberdeen
Huns 0 Bottle blew a fuse because it never studied multiplication at bottle school.
In the race for the League title 2017/18 season, the derangers told all and sundry what they were going to do to Celtic at the shitey. Celtic came from behind twice and won the game with 10-men by three goals to two flukey 'shinners'
Huns 0 Bottle in complete meltdown
When the scunner-hunners 'bravely' hung on to capture a play-off place in the Championship, they fought off fierce competition from the giants of diddy football before being roundly humped in both legs by Motherwell
Huns 0 Bottle has lost the will to live
However- they did hold their nerve in a tense final to secure a magnificent petrofucked cup win
Huns 1 Bottle crashed like a milkman falling fae the 20th storey of a multi-block.
Craig Beattie...........whatever it is your smoking, mate - please leave me a toke or two!
Since 2012, the tribute act have featured in a number of semi finals including 5 against Celtic.
In 2016, they won one of those ties after a penalty shoot-out and subsequently "SHAT IT" in the final against a Stokes/Henderson pumped-up Hibs.
Huns 0 Bottle 1
In the other 4 semis the kiddy-on club played against Celtic, they failed to score a single goal losing 0-2, 0-1, 0-2, 0-4
Huns 0 Bottle 5
In other semis against non-Celtic opponents, they have been humbled by both Motherwell and Aberdeen
Huns 0 Bottle blew a fuse because it never studied multiplication at bottle school.
In the race for the League title 2017/18 season, the derangers told all and sundry what they were going to do to Celtic at the shitey. Celtic came from behind twice and won the game with 10-men by three goals to two flukey 'shinners'
Huns 0 Bottle in complete meltdown
When the scunner-hunners 'bravely' hung on to capture a play-off place in the Championship, they fought off fierce competition from the giants of diddy football before being roundly humped in both legs by Motherwell
Huns 0 Bottle has lost the will to live
However- they did hold their nerve in a tense final to secure a magnificent petrofucked cup win
Huns 1 Bottle crashed like a milkman falling fae the 20th storey of a multi-block.
Craig Beattie...........whatever it is your smoking, mate - please leave me a toke or two!
