February Rumours

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Chinese Govt put a stop to blockbuster, £75 million Morelos deal
"are you fucking joking?" said Unnamed Govt Official
"no but he's my cousin" said President of of unnamed Chinese club.
"have we not enough on our plate with the Corona virus without you bringing more pathogens in? would you like to participate in the prison organ donor program?" Said unnamed Govt Official.
And thus, sadly ended the very real and not in any way made up £(real)75 million transfer of El Duffalo.

 

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February rumours:

Boris Johnson to unveil statue of himself (modelled on evil Star Wars villain Emperor Palpatine) in Downing Street, will declare himself Supreme Leader of the New British Empire, announces trade deal with Satan, makes the wearing of novelty Union Jack Top Hats compulsory for all and passes legislation that the poor shall be detained and turned into sausages to feed his pet goblin Michael Gove......oh and Barca rumoured to be tabling a £100m deal for Morelos in the summer (though the last one does seem like made up bullshit by the Record).

 

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Apparently the lamborghini story was put out in an attempt to influence players in the transfer window that Sevco are not skint and if you sign up on loan you too could have one. The photoshoot was staged outside Morelosses gaff and an actor employed to walk by and admire it. Police were called by a nosy neighbour who thought the actor looked suspicious and failing to be convinced it was a mockup storyline they took possession of the hired car.
After the confusion a man was jailed for breach of the peace for giving the Police abuse for the fuck up of the shoot, Jabba ran the story when he was released, that an attempt was made to damage the car and Moreloss. However the story backfired and it has been made known by agents sources who have quipped, the agents were not to keen to send their players to Sevco after seen the antics of Jabba and the fact that the car was a hire has them doubting the finances that Sevco have.
Source protected but not bullshit, CBoyd just knows things.

 

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February rumours:

Boris Johnson to unveil statue of himself (modelled on evil Star Wars villain Emperor Palpatine) in Downing Street, will declare himself Supreme Leader of the New British Empire, announces trade deal with Satan, makes the wearing of novelty Union Jack Top Hats compulsory for all and passes legislation that the poor shall be detained and turned into sausages to feed his pet goblin Michael Gove......oh and Barca rumoured to be tabling a £100m deal for Morelos in the summer (though the last one does seem like made up bullshit by the Record).

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=158468305599289

 

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https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=158468305599289

Hilarious yet extremely disturbing!