Get your fuckin hair sorted?

[The Shamrock]

I'm receding fast, I'm gonnae need 2 mirrors to comb ma fringe

Or do you just have a wide parting, B?

 

[Ian65]

???. Embrace it shave it off and get some sun about your head so that it matches your face and if your confident you will nail it.

If not fake it to you make it ??

??? whit dae yea mean fake

Or do you just have a wide parting, B?

???? know a few wummin wie a wide Partin ????? sorry I know

 

[Maria]

??? whit dae yea mean fake

???? know a few wummin wie a wide Partin ????? sorry I know

Yeah. They really old ian? ???

 

[Ian65]

Yeah. They really old ian? ???

Noo sayin???mast of them were still breathing ????

 

[Maria]

Noo sayin???mast of them were still breathing ????

Was it laboured ???

 

[Maria]

Was it imagined. Oh fuck naw. Just naw ???

 

[Benignus]

Or do you just have a wide parting, B?

I've been told I look like a very famous football player shammy

 

[Ian65]

Was it imagined. Oh fuck naw. Just naw ???

?????naw and fuckin naw need tae be pished tae tell you that wan ???? never touch speed after it but ???

 

[Maria]

I've been told I look like a very famous football player shammy

Dont say paul lambert ffs

 

[Maria]

?????naw and fuckin naw need tae be pished tae tell you that wan ???? never touch speed after it but ???

Sounds like fkn acid tae me ???

 

[Ian65]

Sounds like fkn acid tae me ???

???? it wiz bad ??? no wan of ma better decisions ????

 

[The Shamrock]

I've been told I look like a very famous football player shammy

Boaby Charlton?

 

[Maria]

???? it wiz bad ??? no wan of ma better decisions ????

Av only ever made 2 shit decisions. Haha. Ano av told you wit ???

 

[Benignus]

If he never made it in the game, and he ended up as an auld pish stained jakey tramp on the street, I would be a ringer for Ryan Giggs?

 

[Maria]

If he never made it in the game, and he ended up as an auld pish stained jakey tramp on the street, I would be a ringer for Ryan Giggs?

Pish stained defo an upgrade on what i thought ???

 

[The Shamrock]

If he never made it in the game, and he ended up as an auld pish stained jakey tramp on the street, I would be a ringer for Ryan Giggs?

 

[Ian65]

Ferguslie Park in Paisley. A middle-class estate full of professional people who have no criminal convictions whatsoever. Aye Right. ?

Cool shamrock you stay doon that way

 

[Maria]

????

 

[The Shamrock]

Cool shamrock you stay doon that way

Nay nay and thrice nay. Thank fk.

 

[Ian65]

Nay nay and thrice nay. Thank fk.

Ohh missus