50 Shades of Green
Well-known member
Had a similar thing at Celtic Park once, sitting in my own seat watching a game and 2 mins in a doughball comes up says... Shift mate thats my seat..... Explained it was mine and I'm hear every week so take a hike... He comes back with a steward who asked me to move... Tells him the same and the folk roundabout me back me up... So finally I asked to see the ticket he had... It was the same seat number and row but the wrong section,,, by this time the cops are on the scene and the wee Adolf Hitler guy is trying to get them to throw me out... I showed the cop my season books and explained that perhaps it might be better if we got a steward who was familiar with the stadium before accusing me of being in the wrong seat... I then told them to carefully read the ticket and check the section... Cops apologising to me was a laugh... Never seen the wee steward again...Is that near £16 for 1st class £12 for cattle class? Bet you still get some fanny " ehrm....excuse me , but I think you're in my seat" , - the carriage is empty pal pick any seat " - " well yes ehrm....but my ticket says that this is my se....."
AAAARRRGGHHH
TAKE YER FUKIN SEAT YA FUKIN TOTAL WANKER , HERE TAKE AW MA RUBBISH ANAW YA FKN FANNY YE!
Hate those cunts
Fookin idiots...