This might be easier to see it.
Fan denial?
But the gaps not that much, honestly it's no.
Aye yous won 3/4 really "impohrtant " victories and we won a moral victory.
Yous got 10/12 we got 1/12 , which was really 3/12 giving yous 9/12 if you count it the funny fingers way.
The table says 6pts difference and 7 goals , the h2h says W(*#<3) 0, D 1(*#<3) L 3. But the titles not all about the derbies yeh no?
- is it not? What's it all about then?
" weHell like souness wiz sayin it's also about the other teams
(-aye makes sense)
aboot losing away tae killie md1, losing at h to the champCough, champioCough! champions! Md4 , losing at h to Aberdeen md7 ( but they wur brilliant that day and would've beaten anibudy ) apart fae yooz cos yooz beatum 3-1 (a)md2 dint yeezuum?
(-Aye 6-0 @CP tae , md13 but carry on)
" oh and dinner forget md 14 when yoooz drapped pts at home to Motherwell 1each draw "
( Aye I mind that md , that was on Saturday and then you bottled it at home drew 1-1 with that brilliant Aberdeen side on Sunday!) - " aye but eh.. think that wiz still beale"
MATCHDAY SEVUNTEEN!! HA yooz lost tae kilmarhunk (true)
MATCHDAY AAIGHTEEN! HA yooz got beat wi hearts ( aye I mind it well, and?)
Well! well then we wur comin right efter yeez wur aw shiting it , wint yeez wint yeez?
(- aye fair enough, luckily we had you lot to play on md 21 and we beat you 2-1 @paradise remember? Oh you weren't there bet must've spent at least £20 in the pub ½pints,not what they used to cost).
" en yooz drapped too points against at brilliant Aberdeen side , the bestest wan fur years" 1-1 (a) md24
( Right! I'm starting to get where the hope came from, killer that hope stuff isnt it?)
AYE!
coz then yooz drapped anither too pints against kilmarnhunk again
MD26 and we won next day pure buzzin everybudy wis man but we stayed away fae George Square cos wis still 12 tae play)
- "fs , nearly forgot about that , they're getting humped the morra for that we owe them big time"
" aye we had yeez panicking like a hoose of kairds aboot tae faw dint we?"(-oh aye
)
" we even lost at hame tae Motherwell 1-2, but it didnae matter cos yooz lost tae our wee cuzins 2-0 " md29
-" I remember that , that's when all you had to do was keep winning , beat us and the league was yours by 5-8pts?"
AYE ! HAHA could yeez see us noo"?
- "Yes we could see you thought you'd won it with 9 games to go"
Aye! We did tbh
And?
" ah don't know ? It wiz there then yooz were there an then it wisnae there, plus over teams at we ne'er expectud tae be er wur er n ".
" oh I know! you mean pressure , the run in don't you, the games you're just expected to win , just turn up isn't it, those final 8 or 9 games? The games where champions show why they're champions?"
AYE!
" Let me remember, MD30 and you drew 0-0 in sunny Dundee. And who could forget the moral victory 3-3 at home MD32 to the champions, you know if you'd won that day ? Just kidding".
MD33, Ross County 3-2 shockaroonie , for you lot any roads. Us? Knew you were pish, and we had players coming back"
" Also the no small matter of MD 36, all you needed to do is win at CP, but more than moraly, this time really win , like on the scoreboard the type of win the bookies pay out on" - you understand yes?
AYE!
"Ooft was that just Saturday past ? Wow that feels like days ago to me, but yes going through it all with you I have to say you're right"
(" -YE FINK?
")
Yes it's not just the derbies which we won 3 of drew 1 lost none, it is the rest of the league clubs that matter just as much.
Were you not busy morally defeating us and scheduling in Dundee away to suit you, who knows how many points you'd be behind.
* All matchdays to my knowledge ( and personal research) correct , the rest is partly utter nonsense, partly in my head and not loosely based on a recent conversation upon which I collected a friendly fiver from a hunpal ( inherited not his complete fault, therangers, not the fiver) bet placed the same day we drew 1-1 with Aberdeen at the start of January and they beat Livingston.
I have dramatised this encounter due to the inspiration of mag7's PP piss take on sevco ( without any videos ) uch I had some fun writing it anyway
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It's not always about the money/amount of money/ stuff like that.
It's about the feelings of sheer delight that can be garnered over folk I know well even in the face of adversity and especially when they think I'm throwing money at shoite as if I'm David Murray.
The sweet sensations of life, who'd have thought a fiver would bring so much joy ?
Every Celtic supporter knows the significance of a fiver haha HH YNWA
CHAMPIONS AGAIN