Happy Halloween

[Artur]

What if there's a fire?
What if your hoose gets broken into?
What if you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror?
Bloody onesie!
Hit him with your hockey bat Shammy!

Am too young for the tartan jammies n slippers Hoopy,geez a break ..

 

[Hoopy427]

Am too young for the tartan jammies n slippers Hoopy,geez a break ..

And you're too old to wear a feckin babygro!!!

 

[Artur]

And you're too old to wear a feckin babygro!!!

I dont have one mate honest...

 

[Hoopy427]

I dont have one mate honest...

 

[tictastic]

I have a Cellic onesie, if you don't like it then go forth and multiply

 

[Hoopy427]

I have a Cellic onesie, if you don't like it then go forth and multiply

Does it have a tail?

 

[tictastic]

Naw

 

[tictastic]

It's got all the HOOPS though

 

[Spherical Planet]

About 5-year ago when the onesie craze was in full flow, the missus went into Primark and bought every one she could get her hands on. She spent 400 quid on feckin onesies and I was pure ragin ragin at her.

Fast forward a month and she had pulled doon aboot three grand after selling them all to mug punters on Ebay. Still waiting for my share of the proceeds though.........

 

[Benignus]

Happy 'Blending in Day' to zombies everywhere, especially all the sevconians lurkin.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Happy 'Blending in Day' to zombies everywhere, especially all the sevconians lurkin.

To be fair, Ben, they could probably make enough in sweeties to pay off their debts if they went 'twat or tweaking' tonight.

There is no CGI or special effects that can possibly replicate the horror of a hun in their natural state of being. Freddy Kreuger has nightmares about huns!!!

 

[DILLIGAF]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1189815520133971970

Anybody who flinched, is on the bench, next game
CalMac "That's you every day"
Ha Ha
Well done Alex Rae's body double
HH

 

[DILLIGAF]

Happy 'Blending in Day' to zombies everywhere, especially all the sevconians lurkin.

The only day, they look normal
HH

 

[The Shamrock]

Does it have a tail?

Just turn it back to front. Sorted.

 

[michael duffy]

Think ah'll get pished and shout fuck off when ma door gets chapped!

 

[The Shamrock]

Think ah'll get pished and shout fuck off when ma door gets chapped!

But you do that every year, Michael.

 

[Hoopy427]

But you do that every year, Michael.

He does that every night!

 

[DILLIGAF]

Show up at the door in a onesie, be greeted by our Jack o Lantern

 

[50 Shades of Green]

Careful this Halloween folks, if a big fat ugly Budgie chaps yir door, its geein oot p45s

 

[Artur]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1189953679970848769

Look at some of the answers