Joe Hart Appreciation Thread

[Spherical Planet]

This brings up an issue that has been bugging me ever since I have been a Celtic fan. Why do the Green Brigade have such great tifo displays, and the Onion Bears consistently display such shit? Not being a jerk -- I mean Jesus, look at that! It's no contest.

It's a wonder they get anything done at all Larry.......they cannae see a crayon without munching it, but I guess finger-painting is easier if you've got 6 on each paw

 

[Magnificent 7]

 

[Spherical Planet]

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Only one tiny thing wrong with that touching sign off by Big Joe at the end of the second paragraph.......it's YOUR home now too, big fella. You are now a permanent resident within the halls and walls of Celtic Park.

You're one of us now and forever more

 

[Sandman]

This brings up an issue that has been bugging me ever since I have been a Celtic fan. Why do the Green Brigade have such great tifo displays, and the Onion Bears consistently display such shit? Not being a jerk -- I mean Jesus, look at that! It's no contest.

Green Brigade artistic merit - Warhol, Banksy.

Onion Bears - Rolf Harris. 'Can you guess what it is yet?'.

 

[Sandman]

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"...let's get down to business."

Oh, the Huns are going to get ttrrrrrriggered.

Been watching Disney's 'Mulan' with the kids?

You cryptic bastard, Joe...

 

[The Shamrock]

"...let's get down to business."

Oh, the Huns are going to get ttrrrrrriggered.

Been watching Disney's 'Mulan' with the kids?

You cryptic bastard, Joe...
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I remember watching that with my granddaughter and she went into a fit of the giggles every time the huns were mentioned. I couldn't not have a wee titter masel.

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Joe Hart really gets it about being a Celt. We will always be in his heart and him in ours. Another person who never grew up a Celt but will spend the rest of his life as one.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1791178619328377061

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Good luck to Joe Hart who joins the BBC as a pundit for the upcoming Euro 2024. I think he always comes across well when speaking on the telly, so I hope he gets a chance to shine during this tournament. It is better to be on the BBC as well as ITV allows for so little punditry due to the constant ad breaks when the game isn't being played.

I look forward to him waxing lyrically at full time in the final about CalMac's great performance being the reason why Scotland had thrashed Eng-ger-lund to win our first major trophy since the Home Internationals stopped effectively being the Football World Championship.

 

[JamSam67]

Good luck to Joe Hart who joins the BBC as a pundit for the upcoming Euro 2024. I think he always comes across well when speaking on the telly, so I hope he gets a chance to shine during this tournament. It is better to be on the BBC as well as ITV allows for so little punditry due to the constant ad breaks when the game isn't being played.

I look forward to him waxing lyrically at full time in the final about CalMac's great performance being the reason why Scotland had thrashed Eng-ger-lund to win our first major trophy since the Home Internationals stopped effectively being the Football World Championship.

Thurs a smell ooooo weed here ah tells ye

HH

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Thurs a smell ooooo weed here ah tells ye

HH

Nope - never even tried it. Or a ciggie. Just alcohol for me, and very rarely these days. I actually spout this shite when I'm 100% sober, which is the really scary thing.

 

[Frank Owen]

Nope - never even tried it. Or a ciggie. Just alcohol for me, and very rarely these days. I actually spout this shite when I'm 100% sober, which is the really scary thing.

You're almost as boring as me, Bridie....but am not givin' up the title withoot a fight. Bring it on !

 

[JamSam67]

Nope - never even tried it. Or a ciggie. Just alcohol for me, and very rarely these days. I actually spout this shite when I'm 100% sober, which is the really scary thing.

Sadly the same never tried a gag stop it
Rarely drink only use viagra ti stand up noo

HH

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Sadly the same never tried a gag stop it
Rarely drink only use viagra ti stand up noo

HH

I tried one of those Viagra's once, but it got stuck in my throat. I woke up the day with a stiff neck.

 

[50 Shades of Green]

Also never smoked tobacco or hash and only ever had prescription drugs, so nae wee blue pills for me either..

And I'm currently 5 weeks without a drink, not that I drank much just that with the pills I'm now on it knocks me bandy, and I'm gonna be on them for life I fink...

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Also never smoked tobacco or hash and only ever had prescription drugs, so nae wee blue pills for me either..

And I'm currently 5 weeks without a drink, not that I drank much just that with the pills I'm now on it knocks me bandy, and I'm gonna be on them for life I fink...

There are a few of us who've reached that age where we neck so many pills that we rattle when we walk. And so many of us off the drink these days that when we eventually do meet up it will be Horlicks all round for the Noisers!

 

[Marky1956]

Joe who?,Nope never heard of him

 

[DILLIGAF]

Joe who?,Nope never heard of him

Ach you'll remember him, he played for England and let in 2 Leigh Griffiths free kicks