Winter
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Once in Ayr a few years ago, I cant mind the name of the pub but everyone will know it , the pub on the main road at the end of morrisons car park.The old bastards far fae stupid he knows exactly wit he's saying and it's ALWAYS theyre bran new and we are one result away from disaster hes a wee manipulating bastard and as for the dafties paying thru the nose to go onto his show to be talked down to and ridiculed fuck yous every penny on calls goes that old bastards end of life care
I was having a pint when I noticed this wee A4 sheet of paper on the pub wall saying something like
" An evening of inside info, cutting edge knowledge and debate with Scotland's leading football minds, writers and experts" (or very close to those words, really close) " Featuring Hugh Kevin's, Chick Young and Guest Speaker: Derek Johnstone.
Enjoy the games sharpest minds tackle all things football and delivered with the same verve and witty panache as heard on national radio .
Debate with the best as the panel fields and answers questions.
Rounded off by Guest Speaker on the night as he recalls his part in one of Scottish football's greatest ever footballing achievements"
Wednesday night 7:30 PM - 9:30 PM
- said pub still cant remember its name -
Tickets from £45
Post Event :
Meet the stars, photo opportunities and autographs £60
So many tickets only on sale behind the bar etc etc "
I've worded that as close to I can remember and that's pretty close.
I wish I still had the photo , I might have posted it about 3-4 years ago on here.
I was in stitches thought it a wind up at first sent it to my brother he thought the same but it was a legit event in the pub.
Pre- slippy era perhaps brother pedro or the breadmans'.
Still astonished people would pay that amount of cash for the 'road show ' farce, superb evidence of the term 'gullibillies " in action though .
Long story short is they are fleecing the huns for as much as they can and making a fair bit at the same time, it's a big pub building could probably take 100-150 punters.
" Pint with pricks" it shouldve been called with any poor punter that happened to be in the pub at the time compensated with cash going to charity for the assault on the senses suffered from having to listen to self indulgent hunshite
Anyone buying a ticket deserves everything they get, bumped for half a big note and told whatever you want to hear with photies to show it wasnt a dream , you really did get to hear sportshund ( like you do every other time free)