Why all the shocked faces? Have you bhoys put on weight in the last 30 years? Surely not!
Aye, its called the middle age spread, basically eating as if yer oot grafting, but yer in middle age hardest fucking thing I do is take the bins oot, home baking & anythingelse taster, heavy coffee drinker,(2 heaps of brown sugar & 100% fat milk) wae a good glug of Whisky now & again, Midget gems 2bags a day, bar of Carmel chocolate a day, pkt of burbon or custard creams,.
Thats not including meals, juice or lager/Whisky consumption. Hashead, MUNCHIES YA BAS. Sooner covid is history the better, means I can at least start walking doon tae pickup/dropping off grandweans at school, wee morning walk up the park or doon the riverside or up the lochside, miss my morning walk l, liked a good 4/5/6 miles walk before lunch, noo I'm lucky tae get 2000 steps a day.
Also one of the Mrs pals husbands snuffed it fae covid Saturday before Christmas, he was a conspiracy nut & allround W
, so he'll no be missed, so get covid tae fuck so I can get ma 10 pack back .
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