Paddy Roberts , really??

[kelly]

Bangs like a shite house door in the wind

 

[Ian65]

Haven't been on much lately so haven't noticed the trademark threads or skidmark, car-crash threads. But hey, the night is but young and I haven't even started mixing Magners with Guinness yet.

You manky bastard

 

[Docco]

Aye!

 

[The Shamrock]

Maybe no a nazi but defo a poser Docco.

 

[Ian65]

Aye ya hun bastard

You put they fires out docco

 

[Shadow2]

Good job herself isn't around anymore. Imagine the monumentally, apocafuckinlyptic meltdown this thread would cause.

Isn't she???????

Who?

 

[DILLIGAF]

One of my favourites is the 'riding into battle' one
But here's another couple of beauties
'Face like a bulldog, licking pish, aff a cactus'
'Face like a bulldog, chewing a wasp'
Here all week ;-)

 

[The Shamrock]

Who?

You know.........

 

[26+6=1]

I've got a pair of Hugo Boss jeans..... seemingly they made uniforms for the Nazis

Is that me a member of the SS ??

Could be, I know Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy The Dog were in the Famous Five.
Dunno any of the Secret Seven so there could have been a Docco in there and Timmy the Dog could have gone across on a Bosman.
Up The Blytons!

 

[Docco]

Maybe no a nazi but defo a poser Docco.

A bought them in Turkey

 

[The Shamrock]

A bought them in Turkey

Aw Mehmet's?

 

[Docco]

You put they fires out docco

Aye all out...loadsa folk left homeless sadly

 

[Shadow2]

I've got a pair of Hugo Boss jeans..... seemingly they made uniforms for the Nazis

Is that me a member of the SS ??

No unless you've got a Castore t-shirt to go wi them

 

[DILLIGAF]

I've got a pair of Hugo Boss jeans..... seemingly they made uniforms for the Nazis

Is that me a member of the SS ??

Bangs like a shite house door in the wind

Like a screen door, in a hurricane

 

[kelly]

You know.........

it must be torture go on ,,,,say the name

 

[Ian65]

Aye all out...loadsa folk left homeless sadly

Pish mate

 

[kelly]

A bought them in Turkey

so you've just got a pair of jeans then

 

[Big Bobo's bunnet]

It was a Frankie Boyle one
"Imagine that, a German woman married to a Greek for 60 years. She must have an arse like a broken cat flap."

 

[26+6=1]

it must be torture go on ,,,,say the name

 

[DILLIGAF]

'A fanny, like a drapped lasagna'
'A fanny, like Merlin's sleeve'