Cats are zombies..... smell just as bad living as they do when dead
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Cats are zombies..... smell just as bad living as they do when dead
JamSam67
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If only a BourBURn on an Ash pitch was a Pithy pun Puthy Bhoy.BourBURN read back the post
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The Shamrock
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Mon the dug biscuits.
The Shamrock
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Smelly bastarts. Everyone tells you how clean they are, NAW, they urny, they stink.
Hoopy427
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Youll notice the presenter said cats living here, not cats dying here, he/she must have known the difference.
They shit in a tray then lick their arses in front of you before licking your hands.
manky little mockits.
JamSam67
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Andy Lloyd webbedfeet never wrote a musical called Dugs
Just sayin Cats rule and people with big noses
Often smell thur erchie and then blame poor wee innocent Hoopys
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All nasty replies will be dealt severely I’ve got a full litter tray and it stinks.
EXACTLY smell just as rank alive as they do diead
JamSam67
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Right you ninja cats oan thur way wi chop sticks aieeeeek meow
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Some off they pesticides work a treat
Always the fkin cats !!!! I`m offski.......
Take a few on the slopes wi yi n point them over a cliff or in the way off an avalanche
Hoopy427
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I had a discussion with a hun that I had the misfortune of working with a few years ago, she had that hun USP of never being anything other than ferociously thick, anyway she hated cats with a passion and i said to her its probably because you're intimidated by their superior intelligence. She replied "aye you could be right" 
I had a discussion with a hun that I had the misfortune of working with a few years ago, she had that hun USP of never being anything other than ferociously thick, anyway she hated cats with a passion and i said to her its probably because you're intimidated by their superior intelligence. She replied "aye you could be right"
She was thick wasn’t she lol
Hoopy427
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Indubitably
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kelly
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When i was 17 the lassie i dated took me home to meet her parents both nice enough folk anyway they invite me in exchange pleasantries and the mum brings in the tea n biscuits ,a huge plate a mix of tunnocks ,blue ribbands ,mint n orange viscounts
So her old fella says help yersel so a did a lifted 3 ,and then when they were gone a lifted more and the chat kept going and a kept eating ,
Then i was asked to leave ,,,,ungrateful bastards
So her old fella says help yersel so a did a lifted 3 ,and then when they were gone a lifted more and the chat kept going and a kept eating ,
Then i was asked to leave ,,,,ungrateful bastards
