Scottish Cup Final

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Before I get slated for starting this thread, let it be known that I have got fuck all interest in the match, yet there remains a few factors that can't be ignored either.
Will that tramp Neilson actually get a haircut and wear a suit for the occasion? 😂
Will the minis actually turn up?
Will the season end in hun cheating, still a feature of Scottish football still?
Will Ramsey start the game?
Comments and views please
 
I’m hopeful they are still in shock and emotionally drained and physically knackered after the wee game they had in midweek, I’m surprised that they didn’t ask to get it moved back to the Sunday, I’m ever hoping the diet Huns, Huns light, mini Huns, Huns without the bus fare give them a doing but as usual will roll over and have their tummy tickled
 
A mist win game for Sevco as far as the establishment is concerned.
The minis to have a man off inside 30mins and prob a penalty to reinforce the advantage.
The scum just simply wont be allowed to lose this.
Actually feel sorry for Hearts, they will have to score 3 or even 4 to ensure a victory , anything less will simply not suffice, anything else is within the remit of the MiB.
 
bhoy4life said:
A mist win game for Sevco as far as the establishment is concerned.
The minis to have a man off inside 30mins and prob a penalty to reinforce the advantage.
The scum just simply wont be allowed to lose this.
Actually feel sorry for Hearts, they will have to score 3 or even 4 to ensure a victory , anything less will simply not suffice, anything else is within the remit of the MiB.
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They beat them in the league with the B team
 
Well, seeing that the Scottish Cup was really the only trophy the undead cared about, :rolleyes: :rolleyes: I fully expect them to be victorious against the Jam Tarts, with the usual 'Penalty to Sevco' to feature
If by some miracle the Edinburgh Huns win it, I can see McCoist beating Kris Monster Munch Boyd, over the head, with Kenny Misser
A triad of knobgobblers
Mon eh Farts

HH
 
Lundstrum to ''tackle'' Halliday in the sixth minute - 55 stitches needed - Willie Collum will book Halliday for ducking into it !

Halliday responds by telling the ref that he is being too lenient and that he deserves a red which Willie duly provides .
Halliday walks off to great applause from both sets of fans as he removes his Hearts shirt to reveal his Castore Sevco replica bought in Turkey .

Soutter will ''fall over ''when retrieving a long ball , Aribo runs in and scores , then Souttar is booked by Willie Collum for taking off his shirt and running round the track in celebration as both sets of fans applaud .
Hearts equalise when a strong gust of wind ( Derek Johnstone denies any involvement ! ) blows the ball into the Sevco net while Alan McGregor was busy booting Gary Mackay-Steven up the arse for being a closet Tim ! Willie Collum books Mackay-Steven for his aggression .

The Sevco penalty eventually arrives when Willie Collum deems Craig Gordon to have handled the ball in the box !
Cries from the crowd for Ramsay to take the kick ... are NOT heard ! Willie Collum duly dispatches the ball into the net - then blows for full-time ... after 55 minutes .

Unlike Sevco fans in Seville , Hearts fans do not F*ck Off at the final whistle but stay to applaud their winning team - Sevco ! Both sets of fans invade the park and embrace in the centre circle then the Glasgow Polis escort them all to George Square for their weekly celebration where they find that all the benches and statues gave been shipped over to Ukraine - for safety !

HH
 
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Millsy said:
Lundstrum to ''tackle'' Halliday in the sixth minute - 55 stitches needed - Willie Collum will book Halliday for ducking into it !

Halliday responds by telling the ref that he is being too lenient and that he deserves a red which Willie duly provides .
Halliday walks off to great applause from both sets of fans as he removes his Hearts shirt to reveal his Castore Sevco replica bought in Turkey .

Soutter will ''fall over ''when retrieving a long ball , Aribo runs in and scores , then Souttar is booked by Willie Collum for taking off his shirt and running round the track in celebration as both sets of fans applaud .
Hearts equalise when a strong gust of wind ( Derek Johnstone denies any involvement ! ) blows the ball into the Sevco net while Alan McGregor was busy booting Gary Mackay-Steven up the arse for being a closet Tim ! Willie Collum books Mackay-Steven for his aggression .

The Sevco penalty eventually arrives when Willie Collum deems Craig Gordon to have handled the ball in the box !
Cries from the crowd for Ramsay to take the kick ... are NOT heard ! Willie Collum duly dispatches the ball into the net - then blows for full-time ... after 55 minutes .

Unlike in Sevco fans in Seville , Hearts fans do not F*ck Off at the final whistle but stay to applaud their winning team - Sevco ! Both sets of fans invade the park and embrace in the centre circle then the Glasgow Polis escort them all to George Square for their weekly celebration where they find that all the benches and statues gave been shipped over to Ukraine - for safety !

HH
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Absolute classic...

“The Sevco penalty eventually arrives when Willie Collum deems Craig Gordon to have handled the ball in the box”
 
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