Sevco comedy Gold. Gerrard to win league and take over from Klopp!

[26+6=1]

If the reporter wasn't actually fellating Gerrard when he wrote this he was definitely dreaming about it. This is pish on a level not seen outside of R Kelly's home movie collection. It is perhaps the comedy event of 2019; without being written with humour as its intent.

How Steven Gerrard’s Liverpool plan will ensure Rangers triumph over Celtic in Scotland

Steven Gerrard’s desire to replace Jurgen Klopp at Liverpool will help ensure a Rangers Premiership triumph before the end of the 2021/22 season.

www.express.co.uk

 

[boab1916]

If the reporter wasn't actually fellating Gerrard when he wrote this he was definitely dreaming about it. This is pish on a level not seen outside of R Kelly's home movie collection. It is perhaps the comedy event of 2019; without being written with humour as its intent.

How Steven Gerrard’s Liverpool plan will ensure Rangers triumph over Celtic in Scotland

Steven Gerrard’s desire to replace Jurgen Klopp at Liverpool will help ensure a Rangers Premiership triumph before the end of the 2021/22 season.

www.express.co.uk

 

[michael duffy]

The gift that keeps on giving!

 

[lcafiero]

Not giving the Excess my eyeballs so I'm not clicking, but all Slippy G has to do is beat Celtic to become the Liverpool manager?

 

[26+6=1]

Not giving the Excess my eyeballs so I'm not clicking, but all Slippy G has to do is beat Celtic to become the Liverpool manager?

Read it and weep (from laughing).

 

[kelly]

When i see they headlines i think of Klopp sittin in his big chair laughing his arse in the knowledge he will be at Anfield for as long as he likes

 

[The Shamrock]

Much mulled wine has been supped by the sevco journalist.

 

[Lubos left peg]

Under Klopp
Champions league runners up
Champions league winners.
High possibility that they will win the premier league this season.
When klopp leaves (when ever he choses)
The liverpool fans are going to want the best of the best to replace him. In no universe are they going to be going after a guy who cant even win a trophy in, their opinion, a diddy league. No matter what his status is as a player.

 

[boab1916]

Under Klopp
Champions league runners up
Champions league winners.
High possibility that they will win the premier league this season.
When klopp leaves (when ever he choses)
The liverpool fans are going to want the best of the best to replace him. In no universe are they going to be going after a guy who cant even win a trophy in, their opinion, a diddy league. No matter what his status is as a player.

Gonna be a bit of job trying to get Liverpool hooked on Deludomol, Rangers up here developed their habit in 1872 and then after their overdose and death, a new generation took up the habit 2012 and followed the old deluded mantra thus repeating the folly and worshipping a tribute act.

 

[26+6=1]

Gonna be a bit of job trying to get Liverpool hooked on Deludomol, Rangers up here developed their habit in 1872 and then after their overdose and death, a new generation took up the habit 2012 and followed the old deluded mantra thus repeating the folly and worshipping a tribute act.

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Tough shit Carlyle. We've got Sam Jackson and Meat Loaf is 100% Tim