Social media and spelling/grammer

[The Galway shawl]

Being honest POD, Never laughed out loud so much in my life at some of the complete pish they have came out with it's pure comedy gold!!!
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[POD]

Being honest POD, Never laughed out loud so much in my life at some of the complete pish they have came out with it's pure comedy gold!!!
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Hopefully it will go on for a good while yet Galway.

 

[lcafiero]

Now you might say it doesn't matter, people know what you mean, but it's doing my nut in

Amen to that! Retired newspaper editor here. It kind of depends on the person, of course, but in general it makes me absolutely batshit crazy.

 

[DILLIGAF]

Amen to that! Retired newspaper editor here. It kind of depends on the person, of course, but in general it makes me absolutely batshit crazy.

Yes, that’s what it is

 

[Brimcbhoy]

Ma big sister used to get cracked over the knuckles for writing with her left hand FFS!..Catholic school..Imagine that these days?..
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Its a well known fact that all priests, and especially Nuns, are sadists.

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

Its a well known fact that all priests, and especially Nuns, are sadists.

I can agree with that, I had a nun as a school teacher aged 8, she was the most vicious teacher I EVER had a school, the 1ft wooden ruler was her weapon of choice, with the back of my head and the knuckles on my hand her favourite targets, to this day can NEVER look at a nun without a shiver running down my spine

 

[The Deadner]

I can agree with that, I had a nun as a school teacher aged 8, she was the most vicious teacher I EVER had a school, the 1ft wooden ruler was her weapon of choice, with the back of my head and the knuckles on my hand her favourite targets, to this day can NEVER look at a nun without a shiver running down my spine

Come on bigman, do you really expect us to believe you had an eight year old school teacher who was also a nun???

 

[The Deadner]

All this talk of gramur a spelling dusent anoi me. Moyne is exlemplufaery.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Has anybody else noticed that their spelling and grammer has gone to shit since the days of texting and posting on line?

I am contantly making mistakes with, there, their, they're, amongst other things.

Now you might say it doesn't matter, people know what you mean, but it's doing my nut in

Of course it could just be explained by the fact that I normally post when I'm fucking steaming.

I'm terrified of reading my posts after a couple of sherrys, AJ.

I wonder who I've offended, but it's usually my crimes against the written language that bothers me most.

Spelling and grammar are optional after bevvy and it's not a pretty sight, mate.

My wee cat has a better grasp of the.written word than I do, so I just let her post when I'm pished

 

[Spherical Planet]

I can agree with that, I had a nun as a school teacher aged 8, she was the most vicious teacher I EVER had a school, the 1ft wooden ruler was her weapon of choice, with the back of my head and the knuckles on my hand her favourite targets, to this day can NEVER look at a nun without a shiver running down my spine

Ach, just watch wee Julie Andrews running aboot they Austrian mountains and tell me that you wouldn't be confessing to Father Carey that you had sinful thoughts, mate.

She could have changed your mind aboot nuns if only she could have even got through the convent in the first place. We had a smashing wee nun in Dundee, lovely looking wee thing and she was packing some heat under the outfit too

Feck.......might have to go to the pineapple today, they sinful thoughts are coming back

 

[Marky1956]

Ma big sister used to get cracked over the knuckles for writing with her left hand FFS!..Catholic school..Imagine that these days?..
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One of my younger brothers was left handed and had his hand tied behind his back at school (proddy)to make him use his right hand ,lot of good that did he still writes with his left.

 

[Miktim]

At my school it was a straight competition between the penguins and the Maris brothers to see who could give out the best beatings. The brothers would use their fists where the penguins preferred a weapon
To make matters worse when you got home you had to pretend you got your injuries playing football or something or you would get another seeing to for upsetting a holy person

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

My only experience of Nuns is watching The Blues Brothers and Eric Idle & Robbie Coltrane in Nuns On The Run. They do appear to be psychotic!

 

[JamSam67]

I'm terrified of reading my posts after a couple of sherrys, AJ.

I wonder who I've offended, but it's usually my crimes against the written language that bothers me most.

Spelling and grammar are optional after bevvy and it's not a pretty sight, mate.

My wee cat has a better grasp of the.written word than I do, so I just let her post when I'm pished

Ahso penny draps SP
Superior
Pussy

 

[JamSam67]

One of my younger brothers was left handed and had his hand tied behind his back at school (proddy)to make him use his right hand ,lot of good that did he still writes with his left.

From behind hiz back well fuck me pink he’s a clever bhoy

HH

 

[Winter]

Winter alert Winter Alert
Massive Missive on its way ti Bridie
Winters gonna get yi

HH

I was just thinking the same jammy but you've stole ma thunder
I'll just leave it

 

[Winter]

I know, it's like trying to spell diarrhoea, I only managed that as it came up as an option.

It's definitely dire