michael duffy
Well-known member
Great piece from Celtic underground, a 7-0 thrashing of Murderwell, and their manager jock wallarse!
well it got me me thinking,aboot thrashins,was at a cup tie against the jags at firhill in 1969,we were skooshin it 3-1 but somehow,we drew 3-3! ah know!
anyway, the replay at parkheid, ah wiz too auld tae be lifted ower and had to pay in,
but everybody knew, the jags were "gettin it",so prior tae the game, we asked a kind gentleman, tae purchase a "carry oot",which we, bein 16 year olds scudded on the way to the match,
so,we get tae Celtic park, take up our position, halfway up the terracing,slightly tae the left of the goal at the Celtic end,and as ye do,we were, quite merry,(that's code fur blootered,nae macaroon bars or spearmint chewing gum required!) singin like linty's,so the game kicks off and the bhoys are givin it the harlem globetrotters! one touch football,movement off the ball, ah joy to behold,but against all laws in the known universe it wiz 1-1!
it was then ah started feelin a wee bit "queazy" so ah bolted tae the back of Celtic end and was spewin projectiles (aye remember the kind gentleman! bastaart!) so i'm givin it ralph and hughie,then suddenly at half time, it started rainin, forgettin that at half time, everybody went tae the back of the Celtic end furra pish,not wan fecker shouted guardais lous!,next thing ah knew, ah'd teamed up wi ma mates,leavin the ground, ah wiz sayin,"ah've been sick,ah've been pished on and we drew 1-1,they said "ya dafty, we won 8-1!,
the moral of the story is,sometimes it's better tae stick tae macaroon bars and spearmint chewing gum! Hail Hail
well it got me me thinking,aboot thrashins,was at a cup tie against the jags at firhill in 1969,we were skooshin it 3-1 but somehow,we drew 3-3! ah know!
anyway, the replay at parkheid, ah wiz too auld tae be lifted ower and had to pay in,
but everybody knew, the jags were "gettin it",so prior tae the game, we asked a kind gentleman, tae purchase a "carry oot",which we, bein 16 year olds scudded on the way to the match,
so,we get tae Celtic park, take up our position, halfway up the terracing,slightly tae the left of the goal at the Celtic end,and as ye do,we were, quite merry,(that's code fur blootered,nae macaroon bars or spearmint chewing gum required!) singin like linty's,so the game kicks off and the bhoys are givin it the harlem globetrotters! one touch football,movement off the ball, ah joy to behold,but against all laws in the known universe it wiz 1-1!
it was then ah started feelin a wee bit "queazy" so ah bolted tae the back of Celtic end and was spewin projectiles (aye remember the kind gentleman! bastaart!) so i'm givin it ralph and hughie,then suddenly at half time, it started rainin, forgettin that at half time, everybody went tae the back of the Celtic end furra pish,not wan fecker shouted guardais lous!,next thing ah knew, ah'd teamed up wi ma mates,leavin the ground, ah wiz sayin,"ah've been sick,ah've been pished on and we drew 1-1,they said "ya dafty, we won 8-1!,
the moral of the story is,sometimes it's better tae stick tae macaroon bars and spearmint chewing gum! Hail Hail