Since theres nae fitbaw…...Lets mak this a game......Weer 2 nil up noo, wan efter the pish aboot evidence and anither goal the day.....'they' ken that they're 2 nil doon against Celtic...so...they decide tae mak a sub....they tak Park aff the park and bring back King....We think...nae bother...Big Peter will sort that foney bastart oot….Wi 20 days to go...King whispers tae Alex(banjo man) Rae.....'We canny tak them to coort Alex, cause weev nae money'....'So a think weer fucked, and am gawn back tae Africa....a canny bare tae think what the bears wud tae tae me...when they fund oot aff fucked them'...….'Dinny worry Mr King, I'll sort it oot...af got a plan fur money'......So their wee plan comes into operation....fuck knows where they got it...but they did......Graham Souness is runnin in on goal tae mak it 2-1 wi 1 day left....and just at that Mike Ashley slides right intae him and breaks his leg.....The final whistle blows....The true evidence is released….everybody apart from that ICT bastart now know the truth....The huns are fecked and we all live happily ever after