To anyone I've ever offended on here

[26+6=1]

 

[Spherical Planet]

Jeezo.........that could also easily replace the drool bucket I have to carry aboot when I'm salivating over Shammy.

 

[The Shamrock]

Jeezo.........that could also easily replace the drool bucket I have to carry aboot when I'm salivating over Shammy.

Nurse, SP spat oot his meds again.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Nurse, SP spat oot his meds again.

I never spat oot that special wee blue pill though, Shammy

 

[The Shamrock]

I never spat oot that special wee blue pill though, Shammy

Aye, just as well!

 

[Spherical Planet]

Aye, just as well!

I've got mair wid than my shed at the moment

 

[The Shamrock]

I've got mair wid than my shed at the moment

Enough for a two-tier

 

[Spherical Planet]

Enough for a two-tier

Enough for a tenement block at this rate.

 

[The Shamrock]

Enough for a tenement block at this rate.

You know Imatim will suggest this is foreplay, don't you?

 

[kelly]

oh ffs someone post some feckin cats

 

[The Shamrock]

oh ffs someone post some feckin cats

Naw.

 

[Hoopy427]

oh ffs someone post some feckin cats

 

[Spherical Planet]

You know Imatim will suggest this is foreplay, don't you?

Ach Shammy..........that boy is a walking double-entendre.

There is not a word that has ever been spoken that doesn't have an underlying meaning for imatimuendo

 

[The Shamrock]

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[Magnificent 7]

It won't help if someone posts a.... oops too late .....Get a room .....I mean a shed you too

 

[Magnificent 7]

It won't help if someone posts a.... oops too late .....Get a room .....I mean a shed you too

Two even

 

[Magnificent 7]

Too much ...I'm off to bed ...enjoy

 

[26+6=1]

You know Imatim will suggest this is foreplay, don't you?

Howinunderjaysis did this thread get around to golf?

 

[TartanTim]

WTF OAN IT ++,=

Let's hope for one if these ☘☘

 

[DILLIGAF]

Enough for a two-tier

Aye, but your safe Shammy, word is, the only thing that comes out of it, is the wrinkles