1 Day until transfer window shuts :
''CH and RB ? Right Brendan - Big Pete is on it - just let me get my cheque book . Now where did I put it - it was right there with my letter to the SFA demanding action on Resolution 12 .''
12 Hours until transfer window shuts :
'' I know that cheque book is here somewhere - oops , what's this ? A request from WGS to buy Fletcher from Hibs ? I must get right on that .''
6 Hours until transfer window shuts :
'' F*ck me I know I had that damned cheque book recently - I distinctly remember wiping the dust off it ! ''
1 minute until transfer window shuts :
''Ah! Here it is . Now , Brendan which low cost , unknown loan replacement is it we want to sign with no option to buy ? Ah F*ck it ! Accrington Stanley just outbid us . We just can't compete financially with these top English sides. Sorry Brendan . ''