Watching Scotland tonight

[Torrancetim]

Faux article on Maurice Johnston , when you think that BR or whatever is name was , was a rat Johnston was a true rat bastard

 

[Spherical Planet]

Faux article on Maurice Johnston , when you think that BR or whatever is name was , was a rat Johnston was a true rat bastard

King rat of ratland.

The rattiest rat bastard to ever shame the rodent population.

Even the rats think he's ratty.......feckin rat that he is.

 

[The Shamrock]

King rat of ratland.

The rattiest rat bastard to ever shame the rodent population.

Even the rats think he's ratty.......feckin rat that he is.

Do you feel strongly about this issue, SP?

 

[Maria]

So its agreed he’s a rat then ???

 

[michael duffy]

that's it,nae merr ratatouille fur me!

 

[Maria]

that's it,nae merr ratatouille fur me!

You going back to RATions

 

[The Shamrock]

that's it,nae merr ratatouille fur me!

You eat vegetables??????

 

[Maria]

You eat vegetables??????

Aye magic mushrooms only i think

 

[The Shamrock]

Aye magic mushrooms only i think

That's cos he's a fun guy. I'll get ma coat............

 

[michael duffy]

You eat vegetables??????

it's happened........a couple ae times...

 

[Maria]

Aye, i think you pulled ???

 

[michael duffy]

That's cos he's a fun guy. I'll get ma coat............

aw man........

 

[Spherical Planet]

Do you feel strongly about this issue, SP?

Not particularly, Shammy.........the wee ginger rat that he is just gets the same attention I'd give to any rodent.

Now where's that feckin rat-trap?

 

[Spherical Planet]

That's cos he's a fun guy. I'll get ma coat............

And you gave me the Bill treatment???

Shame on you, Shammy, shame on you

 

[The Shamrock]

And you gave me the Bill treatment???

Shame on you, Shammy, shame on you

???

 

[Maria]

Bill who?

 

[Spherical Planet]

Bill who?

Bill Connolly........sorry Billcowie and his joke book

 

[Maria]

Oh, never thought of him

 

[The Shamrock]

Oh, never thought of him

 

[Maria]

???