We can all use a laugh

[According to Saul]

Wife was cleaning 12 year old son's bedroom when she finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband "what we do?" Husband says " I'm no expert, but I wouldn't phuging spank him"

 

[According to Saul]

Husband says,"the doctor said I should touch myself whenever I feel like it".
Wife answers, "no. He said you could have a stroke at any time".

 

[Tony]

 

[The Deadner]

Nearly pissed myself at this....

https://m.facebook.com/talkSPORT/videos/funniest-cinnamon-challenge-ever/10153770911469101/

 

[DILLIGAF]

Nearly pissed myself at this....

https://m.facebook.com/talkSPORT/videos/funniest-cinnamon-challenge-ever/10153770911469101/

That guy, is the fud's fud

 

[DILLIGAF]

Meanwhile, in Georgia
"Ah blowed muh leg off !!!"

This guy became a 'warning label' for future rednecks

 

[michael duffy]

Meanwhile, in Georgia
"Ah blowed muh leg off !!!"

This guy became a 'warning label' for future rednecks

"It blew ma leg off"! no shit Sherlock!

 

[Tony]

 

[Steviebhoy67]

https://www.facebook.com/100000193357828/posts/3975888035760936

 

[Imatim]

https://www.facebook.com/100000193357828/posts/3975888035760936

...........................

You trying to tell us something Stevie

 

[lennono]

 

[michael duffy]

Is it foggy ootside, or is it ma windaes are manky?

woke up the day,and saw this tall wummin lookin through ma windae,
ah knew she wiz tall, because a live 2 up!
remember a slipped on the ice and fell and ah couldnae get up.this wee guy came up and said tae me, 'are ye awright mister?'
Ah said 'aye son ah'm fine,ah'm jist tryin tae break this bar ae toffee in ma back pocket'!

Mon the Chic Murray!

 

[DILLIGAF]

Chic Murray, another Greenock comedian

 

[DILLIGAF]

"Alexa, check my bank account ,and let me know, which Apple product I can afford"
2 minutes later
Alexa comes back with "Apple juice"

 

[boab1916]

Prepare for the miracle today,

tell doubting Thomas to ask him to to show me the covid 19 results, show me the cure

https://twitter.com/x/status/1312864232711520257

 

[Richybhoy]

I got lost when I was oot today, so I asked someone how I could get to the other side of the road. They pointed and said, there it is over there. I said, Really? I was just over there and some bastard told me it was over here.

 

[The Shamrock]

I got lost when I was oot today, so I asked someone how I could get to the other side of the road. They pointed and said, there it is over there. I said, Really? I was just over there and some bastard told me it was over here.

Bad, really bad. Even tictastic thought it was bad.

 

[tictastic]

Bad, really bad. Even tictastic thought it was bad.

Naw I never !!!

 

[tictastic]

On second thoughts......................

 

[DILLIGAF]

Prepare for the miracle today,

tell doubting Thomas to ask him to to show me the covid 19 results, show me the cure

https://twitter.com/x/status/1312864232711520257

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Another fucking boakfest
Him and Boris at death's door eh ?
They must have stuck that light up his ass, and gave him bleach to drink
A miracle for sure